Nerd Jokes

[Kyle]

I was going to tell y'all a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

[Mando]

Why can't you trust atoms?

A: Because the make up everything

[DMDarcs]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing here?" The horse says, "Look man, I'm not here to be a punchline, but I'm feeling a little depressed and I'd like a drink." The bartender says, "No way am I giving you a drink! You're an alcoholic!" The horse is very indignant and says, "I think not." As soon as he says this he ceaes to exist.

You see, this is a statement on French rationalist philosophy. I could have told you that at the beginning, but that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

[Kyle]

Oh shit. That was so fucking good.