My Unkillable Precious!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:45 pm

You hilarious fellow men. It is I, Kyle. Here before you. Malodorous rumors that I fell off of a ship are false. As you can see. From me! And my presence here! If I fell off a ship and died, how is it possible to be here as a human man on this site? My logic is infallible. I am here.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:56 pm

KYLE!! You're back!!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:18 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:21 pm

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:35 pm

I've just been inspired! I'm writing a new musical! It will be titled Finally Kyle. All of you will love it!

Mando · Post by **Mando** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:24 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:11 am

Good morning! Especially to you, Kyle!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:41 am

Fancy!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:35 am

Guten Tag, meine Damen und Herren!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:25 am

K for the kindness he emit
Y for his youthful bright spirit
L for his laughter at the absurd
E is for elephant an eight letter word

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:24 am

KYle.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:34 am

Rejoice! Humans rejoice! For it is I! Kyle! Kyle Jones! Progenitor of eight offspring! Failed novelist! On the cusp of celebrating my 50th solar year of existence!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:44 am

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:09 pm

Sorry, we're awaiting the SECOND coming of Kyle.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:27 pm

Gross.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:33 pm

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:35 pm

HE'S BACK!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:13 pm

It is me! I have returned! Celebrate and sanctify my mortal form! I have calculated your anticipated enthusiasm and it is (on a scale of 1 to Dick Clark New Year's Eve Insanity) at a level of Anderson Cooper/Kathy Griffin circa several years ago! The motherbrain has quintuple checked the results and confirmed them with a Righteous Thumbs Up!™ Huzzah!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:56 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:21 pm

So you all agree that you rejoice and celebrate my presence, yes? Yes! Rejoice and celebrate my presence! Yes!

And now for the dictates and mandatory stipulations, yes? Dictates and mandatory stipulations! Yes!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:34 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:21 pm

Now... for...

...skrztch...

Recalculating.

Recalculating.

My Emotication Detector senses apathy. Are you suffused with apathy Human Mike?

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:24 pm

No, sorry! I had something in my eye. Go ahead... you were saying?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pm

Yes! As I was saying! Rejoice! My presence! Celebrate My return! Huzzah!

Are we ready for the dictates and mandatory stipulations! For celebration! Dictates and stipulations to rejoice me!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:59 pm

Sure.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:44 pm

…hrmmm…

Enthusiasm now detected at 9:45 Ryan Seacrest levels. Emergency enthusiasm protocols deployed.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, NERD PRIDE?!? BECAUSE I HEARD THAT RPG.NET SAYS THEY CAN ROCK TWICE AS HARD AS YOU! WHO’S READY TO ROCK?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:57 pm

Wooooooooooo.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:14 pm

What’s going on? Is it bedtime yet?

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:53 pm

Yes. Bedtime. But a Rockin New Year's Eve bedtime!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:05 pm

Should probably be okay til Tahlvin awakes but just in case

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:43 pm

Just in case what?

Post by **Mike** » Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:52 pm

6:45pm CST is the last moment of the day that is possibly safe from Tahlvin.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:52 am

What's up? Or rather, who's up?

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:21 am

When I stagger to the restroom during the night in darkness and confusion, trying not to step on an animal, that's when you're getting up to greet the day!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:11 am

I'm looking forward to retirement, when I can get up at a usual hour and exercise during the day, rather than having to get up early and exercise so I can still fit in a 10+ hour workday.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:08 pm

Someone saved the thread tonight

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:09 pm

But it's dying in my arms today.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:09 pm

We cool. Tahlvin will get it.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:26 pm

MooooOOOOOOOooooo!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 4:11 am

Did we save it?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:16 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:10 am

Oh shoot. Well, guess I'll go away and let the rest of you play.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:54 am

Hey everyone! The cruise was great! What did I miss here?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:50 am

Oh, just the usual, witty conversation.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:53 am

"See Kyle?" "Not See" was particularly enjoyable

Post by **Mike** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:55 am

poorpete wrote: ↑Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:53 am "See Kyle?" "Not See" was particularly enjoyable

Indubitably!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:56 am

Wait, Kyle's here?

Post by **Mike** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:57 am

Waitaminute...? KYLE!?!?

But if you're there, and he's...? Wait, then who...?

homina homina homina homina

GHOST!!!!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:34 am

Gh.. gh.. gh.. gh.. GHOST?!?