My Unkillable Precious!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 6:26 pm

KyleAnon rules!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 6:53 pm

"Grr! Phoebe irritates me! Sorry! Sorry! I love Phoebe best! Eli is my mortal enemy! Grr!"

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:11 pm

KyleAnon told me that the secret cabal controlling "Kyle" was planning on posting in the evenings in hopes of killing this thread in the witching hour. We must deny them the power that comes with consecutive victories.

Stay awake. All night. For America.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:32 pm

For 'murica!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:48 pm

This thread is already dead. Y'all just didn't notice.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:21 am

It can't be. I have it on good authority that Kyle has Kyle-level security clearance, allowing him access to the Mar-a-Lago Secret Vault of Classified Information!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 6:26 am

Hey! Why won't you believe me? Watch:

"Grr! I've got inconsistent opinions on Chris Hardwick and Mike Tyson! Cough! Cough! I've got Covid again! For the fifth time! Grr!"

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 7:44 am

Seems legit.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 9:44 am

FlameBlade wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:48 pm This thread is already dead. Y'all just didn't notice.

Welcome back, Kyle!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:16 am

Good day!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:56 am

Seig Kyle!

Too much?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 12:53 pm

Maybe.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 2:20 pm

poorpete wrote: ↑Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:56 am Seig Kyle!

Too much?

#toosoon

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:13 pm

See, Kyle?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 4:14 pm

Not See

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 4:31 pm

I do not understand why you people do not believe I am Kyle.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 5:12 pm

Kyle who?

Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 02, 2022 8:29 pm

Kyler?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:05 am

Kyle Ren aka Ban Solo?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:22 am

This doesn't compute. What must I do to prove I'm Kyle Jones?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:43 am

Kneel before Zod?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:19 am

Maybe. Tell me more of this "Zod" you speak of.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:39 am

Claptrap.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:56 am

Hogwash.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:31 am

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:44 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:12 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:42 am

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:22 am

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 11:46 am

Hey Chet!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:39 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:07 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 2:50 pm

I also like the Weird Science movie by Jonathan Hughes.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:16 pm

Do you guys hear something?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:28 pm

Man, Kyle looks like he's been having fun on vacation, but does anyone remember when he said he'd be back? I kinda miss him now.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:55 pm

Oh no! Did he fall off the boat? It's been a while...

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:22 pm

I miss Kyle. His razor sharp wit. His keen insight. His sense of humor. Where’d he get to?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:46 pm

Ky-yle! Ky-yle come home!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:54 pm

Oopsie. Doopsie.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:55 am

Rope a dope.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 6:14 am

Now I feel bad. Here we are all making jokes, and Kyle might actually be hurt. Dead in a ditch somewhere.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 9:07 am

Not our Kyle. He will not go gentle into that good night! He will rage!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 9:26 am

I'm putting "Kyle returns" up on my vision board. Manifesting.... manifesting...

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:01 am

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Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:35 am

I think we have a Kyle sighting! My son says one of his friends thought he saw Kyle outside the YMCA this morning passed out against the adaptive climbing wall. He was in a hurry to get to class, so he didn't stop to verify, but he was pretty sure the guy was still breathing. So... good news!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 12:06 pm

I thought I caught a glimpse of Kyle on our Nest camera walking down the alley behind our house last night in the middle of the night, drinking from something he was carrying in a paper bag. That must have been while he was on his way to the YMCA.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 12:23 pm

To be clear this is a photo of me sighting Kyle

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:05 pm

I think I see him... Over there!!! *runs off*

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:12 pm

Nevermind. The guy sleeping it off at the Y playground turned out to be Andy Dick. It was in the police report in this morning's paper. I have no idea where Kyle is.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:23 pm

Yeah, I found this gal named Amelia, but no Kyle.