Unki12able

User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Yes. Being the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything must have been so dull and awful.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Tahlvin
Posts: 5010
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:34 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Tahlvin »

Happy b-day, Eli!
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Oh- and happy birthday to you too, Dave!
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Unforgettable...
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Mike wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:27 am Yes. Being the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything must have been so dull and awful.
I kept losing my towel.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Kyle wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:25 pm That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!
Kyle's not getting the props he deserves for this hot take. Seriously, without words, it's just noise.


Eliahad wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:48 pm I kept losing my towel.
It's still your day, you hoopy frood!
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Mike wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:01 pm
Kyle wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:25 pm That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!
Kyle's not getting the props he deserves for this hot take. Seriously, without words, it's just noise.
Thank you.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Seriously. Look at this scene...



That's right, you all know the cacophony that plays over this. And sure, they've even got Schroeder in there with his "piano" like he's playing music of some sort, but it's all fake. That's not a real musical instrument. Canonically, the black keys are just painted on. He's not playing a song, he's just banging away at his noisemaker. Hell, do you even know the name of that alleged song? It's called Linus and Lucy! Literally, someone made that up on the spot when challenged. They we're reviewing the scene in production and someone says, "So if this is a REAL song like you're saying, then what's the song's name?" And this dipshit freezes in the headlights and just names the first two characters he can think of: "Uuuuuhhh... Linus... and Lucy?" Stupid.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Phoebe
Posts: 4027
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:57 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Phoebe »

I always thought it was because the two of them were getting down in a synchronized dance. The purple ones are OK but a little repetitive and floppy. I feel L & L are really going to the beat.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Aha! That's actually Lucy and Sally dancing together. The brunette girl to the left of Linus is Violet. Lucy is strangely absent (as is Charlie Brown), but if she were there she would be near Schroeder.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Linus and Lucy slaps.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Yes. Banger. We know. Just not a song.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Mike wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:27 am Yes. Banger. We know. Just not a song.
Exactly. I liken it to Gregorian chanting. Does it sound cool? Yes. Is it a song? No. Is it art? Ehhhhhhh... no.
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

Unsubscribed
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Don't be a poop. Only three things are art: (1) oil paintings; (2) actual songs (not music without singing words); and (3) ballet. That's it. Everything else is just a hobby like RC car racing. You're not actually trying to convince everyone that RC car racing is art are you? Absurd.
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

Image
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »



Art!



Not art!
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

So what's next? Stamp collecting? Is that art? Organizing your pantry by alphabetical order? Is that art? Where does it stop?

No. Only the sacred three: 1- Oil Paintings (of horses); 2- actual songs (not music without singing words, and nothing with a xylophone); and 3- Jazz fusion ballet. That's it. That's in the bible. You can't argue with that.
User avatar
Phoebe
Posts: 4027
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:57 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Phoebe »

Eliahad wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:58 am Not art!
OMG THESE ARRANGEMENTS ARE KILLING ME, IT IS SO AMAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! EVERYONE PRESENT SURELY IS STILL ON THE FLOOR!
User avatar
Phoebe
Posts: 4027
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:57 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Phoebe »

Is that you with all the hair btw? I can't tell, that's how sad it is. Can't find my glasses. Giving up generally.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Well, in the first one, it's me with all the hair. I am not present in the 'not art' one.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

I'm glad to see that this dispute is settled and that you have all seen it my way.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Well, I still haven't heard an argument against a banana on a wall, but sure, it's settled.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Question- is the banana on the wall depicted in oil paint and include a horse sniffing at it curiously?
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

No. It is a Chiquita duct taped to the wall. If there is a horse in the gallery, it may still be sniffing at it curiously.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

But... there is a horse painted in oils on the inside of the banana peel!

Now it's not only art... it's also avant garde.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Goddamit. You just inceptioned that SOB.
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

THIS IS A PIPE 🪈
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Jackson Pollock could have been an artist if he had learned to shit oils instead of acrylics.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

Ceci n'est pas un cheval
🐎
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Good morning my fellow artists and artistes!
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Mike wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:41 pm But... there is a horse painted in oils on the inside of the banana peel!

Now it's not only art... it's also avant garde.
Somewhere, Banksy is smiling.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Y’all. Seriously. Glanced at it and thought it was dumb, then realized what it was.
Attachments
97F2D4D0-21D5-4617-BA49-6C44FAF12D26.jpeg
97F2D4D0-21D5-4617-BA49-6C44FAF12D26.jpeg (135.63 KiB) Viewed 9970 times
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

Arf!
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Redlum! REDLUM!
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

This guy gets it.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Have to empty it twice a day.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Penicillin will clear it up.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Oh gosh no. That would kill me. But I suppose that would clear it up...
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Yeah yeah. I mean... a lot of things would clear it up, like drowning or falling out of a plane. But I meant that it would clear it up and you would still have a decent quality of life. I didn't realize that you have a history with Penicillin that would make it awkward.

Stinging nettle. That'll clear it up.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Oh yeah. I like to strip naked and walk through meadows in the English Country side for that very reason.
User avatar
poorpete
Posts: 3580
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:59 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by poorpete »

Arf
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Bork!
User avatar
Phoebe
Posts: 4027
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2020 2:57 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Phoebe »

Mike wrote: Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:24 pm Jackson Pollock could have been an artist if he had learned to shit oils instead of acrylics.
Diet could make it happen?
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Coulda.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Diet should make it happen.
User avatar
Mike
Posts: 4946
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:17 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Mike »

Everyone says that, but I have doubts.
Any time the solution is "banjo rifle", I'm in 100%.
User avatar
Kyle
Posts: 5966
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:07 am

Re: Unki12able

Post by Kyle »

Shoulda.
User avatar
Eliahad
Posts: 1548
Joined: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:36 pm

Re: Unki12able

Post by Eliahad »

Aw, I met her. She's nice!
Locked