Unki12able

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:27 am

Yes. Being the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything must have been so dull and awful.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:32 am

Happy b-day, Eli!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:03 pm

Oh- and happy birthday to you too, Dave!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:13 pm

Unforgettable...

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:25 pm

That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:48 pm

Mike wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:27 am Yes. Being the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything must have been so dull and awful.

I kept losing my towel.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:01 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:25 pm That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!

Kyle's not getting the props he deserves for this hot take. Seriously, without words, it's just noise.

Eliahad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:48 pm I kept losing my towel.

It's still your day, you hoopy frood!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:01 pm

Mike wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:01 pm
Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:25 pm That's what you are! See! Songs have words! That's what makes them great!
Kyle's not getting the props he deserves for this hot take. Seriously, without words, it's just noise.

Thank you.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:16 pm

Seriously. Look at this scene...

That's right, you all know the cacophony that plays over this. And sure, they've even got Schroeder in there with his "piano" like he's playing music of some sort, but it's all fake. That's not a real musical instrument. Canonically, the black keys are just painted on. He's not playing a song, he's just banging away at his noisemaker. Hell, do you even know the name of that alleged song? It's called Linus and Lucy! Literally, someone made that up on the spot when challenged. They we're reviewing the scene in production and someone says, "So if this is a REAL song like you're saying, then what's the song's name?" And this dipshit freezes in the headlights and just names the first two characters he can think of: "Uuuuuhhh... Linus... and Lucy?" Stupid.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:40 pm

I always thought it was because the two of them were getting down in a synchronized dance. The purple ones are OK but a little repetitive and floppy. I feel L & L are really going to the beat.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:49 pm

Aha! That's actually Lucy and Sally dancing together. The brunette girl to the left of Linus is Violet. Lucy is strangely absent (as is Charlie Brown), but if she were there she would be near Schroeder.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:25 pm

Linus and Lucy slaps.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:27 am

Yes. Banger. We know. Just not a song.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:59 am

Mike wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:27 am Yes. Banger. We know. Just not a song.

Exactly. I liken it to Gregorian chanting. Does it sound cool? Yes. Is it a song? No. Is it art? Ehhhhhhh... no.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 7:09 am

Unsubscribed

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:28 am

Don't be a poop. Only three things are art: (1) oil paintings; (2) actual songs (not music without singing words); and (3) ballet. That's it. Everything else is just a hobby like RC car racing. You're not actually trying to convince everyone that RC car racing is art are you? Absurd.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:32 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:58 am

Art!

Not art!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:34 am

So what's next? Stamp collecting? Is that art? Organizing your pantry by alphabetical order? Is that art? Where does it stop?

No. Only the sacred three: 1- Oil Paintings (of horses); 2- actual songs (not music without singing words, and nothing with a xylophone); and 3- Jazz fusion ballet. That's it. That's in the bible. You can't argue with that.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:50 am

Eliahad wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:58 am Not art!

OMG THESE ARRANGEMENTS ARE KILLING ME, IT IS SO AMAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! EVERYONE PRESENT SURELY IS STILL ON THE FLOOR!

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:53 am

Is that you with all the hair btw? I can't tell, that's how sad it is. Can't find my glasses. Giving up generally.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:17 pm

Well, in the first one, it's me with all the hair. I am not present in the 'not art' one.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:38 pm

I'm glad to see that this dispute is settled and that you have all seen it my way.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:05 pm

Well, I still haven't heard an argument against a banana on a wall, but sure, it's settled.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:59 pm

Question- is the banana on the wall depicted in oil paint and include a horse sniffing at it curiously?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 2:04 pm

No. It is a Chiquita duct taped to the wall. If there is a horse in the gallery, it may still be sniffing at it curiously.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:41 pm

But... there is a horse painted in oils on the inside of the banana peel!

Now it's not only art... it's also avant garde.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 8:47 pm

Goddamit. You just inceptioned that SOB.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 8:51 pm

THIS IS A PIPE 🪈

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:24 pm

Jackson Pollock could have been an artist if he had learned to shit oils instead of acrylics.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 5:44 am

Ceci n'est pas un cheval

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 6:31 am

Good morning my fellow artists and artistes!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 10:15 am

Mike wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:41 pm But... there is a horse painted in oils on the inside of the banana peel!

Now it's not only art... it's also avant garde.

Somewhere, Banksy is smiling.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 1:29 pm

Y’all. Seriously. Glanced at it and thought it was dumb, then realized what it was.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 5:22 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 8:29 pm

Redlum! REDLUM!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:13 am

This guy gets it.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:59 am

Have to empty it twice a day.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:18 am

Penicillin will clear it up.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:44 am

Oh gosh no. That would kill me. But I suppose that would clear it up...

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 9:56 am

Yeah yeah. I mean... a lot of things would clear it up, like drowning or falling out of a plane. But I meant that it would clear it up and you would still have a decent quality of life. I didn't realize that you have a history with Penicillin that would make it awkward.

Stinging nettle. That'll clear it up.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:33 pm

Oh yeah. I like to strip naked and walk through meadows in the English Country side for that very reason.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 10:06 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:21 am

Bork!

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:25 am

Mike wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 10:24 pm Jackson Pollock could have been an artist if he had learned to shit oils instead of acrylics.

Diet could make it happen?

Post by **Mike** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:05 am

Coulda.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 6:14 am

Diet should make it happen.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:08 am

Everyone says that, but I have doubts.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:20 pm

Shoulda.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:47 pm

Aw, I met her. She's nice!