[NBR:RPST]Round 2 Winners: Tahlvin v. Pdyx

[Kyle]

Welcome back sports fans to Round 2 of the World RPS Congress' official championship determiner: NOTHIN' BEATS ROCK: RPS TOURNAMENT! We were certainly treated to a lot of excitement yesterday and some upsets that have shaken up the standings. For this match we have Rock of Ages! who handed Dunder Miflin Paper Company, Inc. an embarrassing loss. He's certainly confident tonight as he climbs in to the ring beating his chest like circus gorilla! On the other side we have Papyrus, calm and emotionless as always. You'll recall his questionable tactics yesterday when he swept the leg of his opponent and then humiliated him with his first move. The World RPS Congress met in emergency session last night, but determined that no rules were technically broken since both participants were able to throw there moves. So let's sit back and watch the first match of the winners bracket, folks!

Gentlemen! To the center of the ring, give your ceremonial wink and then... LET'S THROW FINGERS!

[Kyle]

Here we go, these dangerous designers of dangling digits are ready to scrap! There's the wink and... what's this? It appears that Papyrus is walking out of the ring? Outrageous! What's his game? Rock of Ages! seems like he could care less! He's winding up and preparing his throw! With his opponent's back turned he... CHOO CHOOS CHOW! What's Papyrus doing? He's holding his arms out to his sides, lolling his head to one... THE HERESY! Is he actually reenacting the crucifixion? What could be in worse taste? For all that is holy in this sacred ring of thrown fingers, there are children in the audience! Rock of Ages! is still in his windup, but his face is strewn with disgust! He won't let this heretic throw him off his... HOLY HENRY! Papyrus has turned back to the ring and brought his two hands together! Flat! He's throwing paper! And here comes Rock of Ages! and... UNSINKABLE MOLLY RINGWOLD! He's thrown paper too! It's a tie! Can you believe it! It's a tie! What will these competitors do next?

[Kyle]

[Phoebe]

[Tahlvin]

May we meet again in games 14 & 15!

I got something to say:
It's better to burn out,
than fade away!