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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:56 am

Um, what?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:21 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:09 am

Ah. Gotcha. Well, good game, everyone.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 15, 2020 11:37 am

*Takes Victory Lap*
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:22 pm

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down
The fans get up and they get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still driving and striving as fast as he can
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:30 pm

This thread is going the distance.

I fell on the playing field
The work of an errant heel
The din of the crowd and the loud commotion
Went deafening silence and stopped emotion
The season was almost done
We managed it 12 to 1
So far I had known no humiliation
In front of my friends and close relations
There's my father looking on
And there's my girlfriend arm in arm
With the captain of the other team
And all of this is clear to me
They condescend and fix on me a frown
How they love the sporting life
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:00 am

Once upon a time
Once when you were mine
I remember skies
Reflected in your eyes
I wonder where you are
I wonder if you
Think about me
Once upon a time
In your wildest dreams
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:16 am

Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's brand new record for 1990.
They Might be Giants' brand new album:
Flood
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:15 pm

I'm your only friend.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:57 pm

Well, I'm not your ONLY friend.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:32 pm

I'm a little glowing friend.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:56 pm

But you're not actually my friend.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Fri Apr 17, 2020 4:32 am

Cantore and the Winter Storm Warning
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:03 am

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:32 pm

Welcome back, Kotter!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:12 pm

Boo hoo?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Apr 18, 2020 5:12 am

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:00 am

:banana:
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:09 pm

Supersnooch
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:12 pm

Snoochie bootches?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.

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