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Postby Phoebe » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:30 am

Was never!
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Postby mimekiller » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:28 pm

Cruise's 20-year run from TOP GUN through MI:3 is unparalleled in terms of bankability. 21 starring roles and his only flop was MAGNOLIA, which got him his best reviews. No one comes close. Not Arnold, not Julia, not Mel...Will Smith had 3 bombs in a row in his prime.

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Postby mimekiller » Wed May 01, 2019 4:44 pm

Corkys in cinema, ranked:

2) Corky Romano, CORKY ROMANO
1) Corky, BOUND
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Postby mimekiller » Wed May 08, 2019 6:02 pm

Does the sequel, "Darkman II: The Return of Durant", even begin to approach the question of spiraling high healthcare costs in the dignified and intellectual manner modern audiences are more than ready for? Hear me out: It does not. Darkman's medical bills aren't even mentioned.
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Postby mimekiller » Fri May 17, 2019 4:33 pm

The return of a master! What a marvelous looking film that will certainly garner some attention come Oscar time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iim8YnZRm2Y
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Postby mimekiller » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:58 pm

The Russo brothers are good directors the same way whoever slaps together my burrito supreme at taco bell is a chef
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Postby mimekiller » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:44 am

It’s fine that Ariel is played by a black person. It’s just that we all know the little mermaid is really white
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Postby mimekiller » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:39 pm

how come in wreck it ralph she says she doesn't want to be a princess but would rather be a president, but they don't hold an election they just change the name from princess to president. is it political commentary
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Postby mimekiller » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:44 am

Listen I live with three children now(11,6,5) you will have to get used to my idle thoughts while watching cartoons now hahaha

Pardon I mean HOT TAKES
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Postby mimekiller » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:49 pm

The Disney Hercules live action film has to star Mediterranean actors or else it is racism against the disgusting, greasy Italian people.
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Postby Phoebe » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:54 pm

Dude I did not know Hercules was Italian! But this is a thread for hot takes, so.
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Postby mimekiller » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:28 pm

No good Lenin movies. Pretty much nothing. Not even a good Russian Revolution drama, aside from Reds.
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Postby Eliahad » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:34 pm

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Postby Phoebe » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:22 am

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Re: Movie Hot Takes

Postby Mike » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:50 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby mimekiller » Wed Jul 24, 2019 5:01 pm

One of the best monologues in the history of film. RIP TO A TRUE LEGEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1 ... 1YtGEpPnZs
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Re: Movie Hot Takes

Postby mimekiller » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:13 am

Taratino is a carnival barker offering Americans a slice of summer sex, style, and violence. and looking at this weekends BO people think that's just dandy! Tinsel town might of changed over the years but what sells hasn't!
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Re: Movie Hot Takes

Postby El Jefe » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:49 pm

The PA Fat Dutchman Mk II
"Amish Shoo-Fly Pie Boogaloo"
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