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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Phoebe » Wed May 23, 2018 7:38 am

Ugh, all this morning squirrel behavior.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Wed May 23, 2018 3:22 pm

Ugh.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Wed May 23, 2018 3:25 pm

Dammit, I'm Mad: by Demetri Martin

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby mimekiller » Wed May 23, 2018 3:45 pm

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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Phoebe » Wed May 23, 2018 3:58 pm

Jesus, we need you here. Also it is true, you can't steal somebody who doesn't want to be stolen. But you're also giving them options they wouldn't have had otherwise. Let the bitch step forth who is willing to be so brazen in my vicinity. There is one particular one who tried and failed (let's hope), and I would be hard-pressed not to clock her in the face if I ever see it again. So... Jesus, stay with us here. These people need help, and I need help turning the other cheek if the situation ever arises.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Phoebe » Wed May 23, 2018 6:47 pm

I was distracted by the need for Jesus so didn't see the impressive poetry up there! Though the name Demetri Martin doesn't quite do it justice. I feel like he should rearrange his name letters a bit, and add a few. Pleasing though.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Thu May 24, 2018 5:24 am

Good morning!
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Thu May 24, 2018 5:53 am

Morn!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Thu May 24, 2018 6:58 am

Ing!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Thu May 24, 2018 11:32 am

My.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Thu May 24, 2018 1:04 pm

Sterious.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Thu May 24, 2018 2:09 pm

St. Erious
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Thu May 24, 2018 2:22 pm

Urper.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Thu May 24, 2018 3:12 pm

Sonality Disorder
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Thu May 24, 2018 3:34 pm

Lies (1987), starring The Fat Boys.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Fri May 25, 2018 5:24 am

Good morning!
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Fri May 25, 2018 5:53 am

Mom!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Fri May 25, 2018 7:32 am

Good morning from Rosenberg, Texas, you homophobes!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat May 26, 2018 5:34 am

Good morning!

I thought about skipping this morning and just letting Kyle win and let the thread die. But then I came to my senses.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

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