First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
"We're All Mad Here."
Citizens of Earth, rejoice. Your Lord and Master stands on high.
Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
This is what it sounds like when nerds cry.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Imma party like its 1999 all night tonight. Eff this year in the face.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
So much working.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
We missed you tonight, Illian.
We met a pixie named Yap, and he led us into the Shimmerglens, which is now horribly corrupted and decaying. We found a ship sitting in the middle of the swamp. And then we found Myriana, the nymph. She's in baaaaaaad shape. We have to track down the Kreegs (ogres) at Hook Mountain and bring back Lamatar's remains so that she can heal. It's all quite horrifying and romantic.
I also had my BEST performance ever, when I rolled a natural 20 for a distraction maneuver that turned out to be completely useless, because there was no illusion.
Then I had my WORST performance ever, when I rolled a natural 1 while singing one of Lamatar's love poems to the grieving nymph. (I used Prince's "7", because... well, y'know.)
Great night, except no Illian.
We met a pixie named Yap, and he led us into the Shimmerglens, which is now horribly corrupted and decaying. We found a ship sitting in the middle of the swamp. And then we found Myriana, the nymph. She's in baaaaaaad shape. We have to track down the Kreegs (ogres) at Hook Mountain and bring back Lamatar's remains so that she can heal. It's all quite horrifying and romantic.
I also had my BEST performance ever, when I rolled a natural 20 for a distraction maneuver that turned out to be completely useless, because there was no illusion.
Then I had my WORST performance ever, when I rolled a natural 1 while singing one of Lamatar's love poems to the grieving nymph. (I used Prince's "7", because... well, y'know.)
Great night, except no Illian.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
That's one hell of a game.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
I'm waitin' the Magic Bus that takes me to you.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Uh... no! Duh.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
I mean, it's a beautiful garden and all, but... FAIRIES!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Bloody fairies.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Remember where your towel is.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Stop!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)
Sometimes invasive weeds can be mistaken for flowers!
Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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