Bread Alignment

[Kyle]

[Stan]

It also depends on household temp/humidity. Growing up in the west, bread rarely went bad. In humid Baltimore summers in a house with insufficient air conditioning, bread went moldy in a couple of days if not in the fridge.

[Zen]

Exactly! Growing up in Michigan, you either had some sort of container that mitigated humidity or you stored your bread in the freezer/fridge unless you had a large enough family to go through it at a rapid pace.

Gluten free bread goes bad so fast it isn't even funny. (Kyle, are you sure we aren't related? We have far too many things in common... I seem to recall you getting Tinea versicolor as well...)

[Phoebe]

I just found a bread sitting here in the kitchen with a knot tied in such a way that if you pull on the end, the knot comes right out. I don't know how we're supposed to classify that. Someone mentioned it earlier.

[Bonefish]

That' the only way to do it. Anyone who disagree's is a criminal oathbreaker and should be put to death.

[Phoebe]

So... a form of "lawful", then?

[Bonefish]

Generally, I believe that the difference between the lawfuls is the degree to which they allow empathy and concern for sufferign to intrude on the execution of the law. A Lawful Good person who finds the law to be cruel and increase the suffering of people would work against such a law, first within the bounds of the law, and only moving outside those as it becomes impossible to work within the system. A Lawful Neutral person will generally enforce the law and uphold it, though they may be slightly swayed. A Lawful evil person will straight up work to subvert the law for their own personal gain, and fuck whoever is oppressed by it.

[Phoebe]

So a lawful good, then, since the knot is intended to minimize the effort and agony experienced by someone who tries to open the bread again, even though making such a knot is a ridiculous endeavor?

[Stan]

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