Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Give a busy girl time to respond Mike, sheesh. Having an emotional crisis over here!
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
You got time.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
You're the bestest! (off to type now!)
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Get to the Chopper
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Duhn Duhn DUHN
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
You magnificent bastard!
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
[after weeks of silence on the subject]
He: Now I really know you're playing the game.
Me: What game?!
H: Paranoia.
M: [laughter; tries to compose self; tries to raise eyebrow mysteriously]
H: Now I know. You were on the other team this whole time.
M: Oh really? Pray tell who do you think I am now?
H: Well, I'm not sure. You could be [] or [].
M: Does Mike pick the names for us or do we pick our own names?
H: That's a good point. You would never call yourself [].
M: True. If I were playing Paranoia, obviously I would have called myself Wond-R-WMN.
H: Ha ha, that's good. That's actually good, yes. I can't believe you would pick []. Or even []. But it might be []!
M: I would name myself something like Ensign-R-ATR.
H: What is this terrible, terrible music?
M: I love her. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGcobbQAnQ]
H: This is the worst music I have ever heard. The drummer can't keep a beat, she can't sing, the...
M: But look at her dance! Look!
H: She can't dance, the guitarist...
M: THE GUITARIST IS LITERALLY PLAYING BEHIND HIS HEAD LIKE JIMI HENDRIX!
H: It's terrible. This is actually convincing me to go outside. And the dog farted again.
M: LOOK HE'S STILL PLAYING BEHIND HIS HEAD!
H: I'm just trying to figure out if you would try to kill me. If you were playing, would you be trying to kill me all the time, or would you ignore me to try to cover up who you were? Because you've known all this time who I am. It's not fair.
M: STILL GOING! LOOK, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SHOW HER HIS WARES! SHE HAS A TOWEL - WHAT? What's going on, is she taking a break while he... he dances for her?
H: Your taste in music is NOTORIOUSLY - I mean it is NOTORIOUSLY hit or miss.
M: Wha-
H: Like that thing you thought was a "work of genius", remember that?
M: Well, I thought it was at the time, just a good song.
H: I almost can't stand to listen to this.
M: Look, she matches brown and black together in an outfit just like you do!
H: You're just saying all this because you want to get off the subject! I'm going to figure out who you are.
M: Has anyone been... talking like me? You know, saying things only I would say? Maybe something about sea turtles? Crochet?
H: Maybe. Maybe.
M: So what tipped you off this time?
H: Because when I come in you close your tabs.
M: What? I never close my tabs, I always have like fifteen tabs! Nothing is closed, you could look at all of them!
H: Yeah but I can't get into your gmail anymore. You changed your password.
M: I did not! It's the same password I told you before! You know all my passwords, you just forget!
H: There's one I can't get into.
M: Oh, yeah, it's the account I use for...
H: PARANOIA!!!
M: ...online shopping. So I can buy stuff, you know, online shopping!
H: Riiiiiight. Don't worry, I'll figure it out. You know, [] keeps doing [] and []. He has no idea what is going on. Can you believe Mike has basically been running two entire separate games this whole time, and they keep intersecting? How is he even keeping all that going...
M: I know, he's a genius. I have nothing to do with it. I just try to distract him from his creative endeavor with arguments about Trump. He's trying to convince people to be nice and love each other and shit, and I'm like FUCK THAT SHIT, FUCK IT ALL, I can't take it anymore, I'm not a nice person!!!
H: I don't even know why you think about it.
M: I can't help it! Did you see that Bannon...
H: Whatever, it's out of our control. There's no point. Why do you worry about it?
M: Because otherwise I'd spend all my time on Paranoia.
He: Now I really know you're playing the game.
Me: What game?!
H: Paranoia.
M: [laughter; tries to compose self; tries to raise eyebrow mysteriously]
H: Now I know. You were on the other team this whole time.
M: Oh really? Pray tell who do you think I am now?
H: Well, I'm not sure. You could be [] or [].
M: Does Mike pick the names for us or do we pick our own names?
H: That's a good point. You would never call yourself [].
M: True. If I were playing Paranoia, obviously I would have called myself Wond-R-WMN.
H: Ha ha, that's good. That's actually good, yes. I can't believe you would pick []. Or even []. But it might be []!
M: I would name myself something like Ensign-R-ATR.
H: What is this terrible, terrible music?
M: I love her. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGcobbQAnQ]
H: This is the worst music I have ever heard. The drummer can't keep a beat, she can't sing, the...
M: But look at her dance! Look!
H: She can't dance, the guitarist...
M: THE GUITARIST IS LITERALLY PLAYING BEHIND HIS HEAD LIKE JIMI HENDRIX!
H: It's terrible. This is actually convincing me to go outside. And the dog farted again.
M: LOOK HE'S STILL PLAYING BEHIND HIS HEAD!
H: I'm just trying to figure out if you would try to kill me. If you were playing, would you be trying to kill me all the time, or would you ignore me to try to cover up who you were? Because you've known all this time who I am. It's not fair.
M: STILL GOING! LOOK, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SHOW HER HIS WARES! SHE HAS A TOWEL - WHAT? What's going on, is she taking a break while he... he dances for her?
H: Your taste in music is NOTORIOUSLY - I mean it is NOTORIOUSLY hit or miss.
M: Wha-
H: Like that thing you thought was a "work of genius", remember that?
M: Well, I thought it was at the time, just a good song.
H: I almost can't stand to listen to this.
M: Look, she matches brown and black together in an outfit just like you do!
H: You're just saying all this because you want to get off the subject! I'm going to figure out who you are.
M: Has anyone been... talking like me? You know, saying things only I would say? Maybe something about sea turtles? Crochet?
H: Maybe. Maybe.
M: So what tipped you off this time?
H: Because when I come in you close your tabs.
M: What? I never close my tabs, I always have like fifteen tabs! Nothing is closed, you could look at all of them!
H: Yeah but I can't get into your gmail anymore. You changed your password.
M: I did not! It's the same password I told you before! You know all my passwords, you just forget!
H: There's one I can't get into.
M: Oh, yeah, it's the account I use for...
H: PARANOIA!!!
M: ...online shopping. So I can buy stuff, you know, online shopping!
H: Riiiiiight. Don't worry, I'll figure it out. You know, [] keeps doing [] and []. He has no idea what is going on. Can you believe Mike has basically been running two entire separate games this whole time, and they keep intersecting? How is he even keeping all that going...
M: I know, he's a genius. I have nothing to do with it. I just try to distract him from his creative endeavor with arguments about Trump. He's trying to convince people to be nice and love each other and shit, and I'm like FUCK THAT SHIT, FUCK IT ALL, I can't take it anymore, I'm not a nice person!!!
H: I don't even know why you think about it.
M: I can't help it! Did you see that Bannon...
H: Whatever, it's out of our control. There's no point. Why do you worry about it?
M: Because otherwise I'd spend all my time on Paranoia.
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
I WON PARANOIA!
Under the watchful eye and vigilent protection of Sync-R-SWM, the spider bots completed the mission and the hall is again lit up!
YOU ALL HAVE ME TO THANK! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Under the watchful eye and vigilent protection of Sync-R-SWM, the spider bots completed the mission and the hall is again lit up!
YOU ALL HAVE ME TO THANK! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
I was so so wrong, so very wrong! Although, It's no wonder that I liked Ripp so much, I guess when you play another game with someone enough you know on some level you can trust them? you Tahlvin! Akiva, we in a fight. Ronster, I want to play more games with you.
Thanks for an amazing first game of Paranoia everyone.
Thanks for an amazing first game of Paranoia everyone.
Power and Ripp forever
RIP Sam and Thor forever!
RIP Sam and Thor forever!
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Hey, do you guys want the character details first, or just jump right into posting chapters?
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
CHARACTERS!
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
I made out with Kyle. Egads!
That being said, I had a fantastic time. Didjab was so not up to the task of leadership.
That being said, I had a fantastic time. Didjab was so not up to the task of leadership.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
In your defense, Caz- I was just playing you. I'm breathtaking. What can I say?
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Wait? Who was Sev-R-USS? An NPC?
Power and Ripp forever
RIP Sam and Thor forever!
RIP Sam and Thor forever!
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
Sev-R-USS... NPC. He was intended to be clueless, and people just kept inviting him along for stuff, so he kept following your team.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
All 12 character descriptions are up. I think all the pronouns are correct... a few characters had a gender swap after I wrote their bios, so some of them may still be misgendered here or there. But I think I got them all.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Paranoia: How Many Troubleshooters
I'm totally flattered, Pheobe is an awesome role player! Being mistaken for her is a huge compliment!!
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