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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:45 pm

Chuckanut
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:46 pm

Don't subscribe to what you can't win.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:39 am

Kalaloch
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:46 am

Did I win yet?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:01 am

Yes, you win. No need to check anymore. Good job buddy!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Cazmonster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:10 am

Yay! Winning!
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:23 am

Sure Caz, you're Charlie Sheen-ing the shit out of this thread! You're the Donald Trump of this thread!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:55 am

Winners.
Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Cazmonster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:24 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:25 am

Let me explain to you how this works. I did a review of every You-Can't-Kill-This-Thread thread on the Nerd Pride Forums in recent months. And discounting ones terminated by major upheavals, like new forums or something, I have a 100% record of winning every one of them. I organized them onto a chart based on which month the thread starting in. There is an obvious trend:



I don't want to belabor the point, because obviously, numbers don't lie. Based on this though, I fully expect to win this thread twice.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Zombie » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:27 am

That's a damn good chart. Hard to argue against.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:31 am

If you say so
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:34 am

The trick was getting enough data points. That's why I went back two months. Once you remove the outliers, then the rest is just straightforward statistical analysis.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:46 am

sounds legit.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:11 am

Well, statistics don't lie, so it's obviously time for the rest of us to quit. Sorry, Caz, but I am unable to post a formal apology for naming you the Donald Trump of this thread because the thread now belongs to Mike. And with that, the "Donald Trump Of This Thread" title has been passed to Mike Jones, Esquire.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:39 am

YEEESSSS!!!

There will be hell toupee!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:09 am

No... Im the one that throws around the bad pun. Not you. Take it back. You are disqualified. :provoke:
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:17 am

Sir Mix-a-Lot likes big butts and he cannot lie.

His twin brother hates big butts and he cannot tell the truth.

You may ask them only one question...
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:37 am

Why do they both like big butts?
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:12 pm

What's up with your brother's butt fetish?
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