Can't Kill This, Chump!

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:16 pm

And to complete the story, the dogs were spooked by the crowd and ran in the wrong direction. In order to get them turned around, the guy had to run them a quarter mile away from the audience, over a hill, and out of sight.

We all left. After more than a half-hour of him droning on, followed by 15 minutes of getting the dogs in harnesses, because apparently there was no way the other four people could have gotten harnesses taken care of while he was talking, all we got to see of the dogs was their furry little asses as they ran away from us. We could have waited around for them to come back and watch them run by us once, but we were just glad to get the hell out.

An hour of my life... WASTED!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:14 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:39 am

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Eliahad » Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:53 pm

*thump*
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:31 pm

:innocent: *bump*
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:27 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:47 am

Oh my God... Tahlvin's an hour late! Someone call his house! Is he okay?
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:19 am

Sorry, power was out to a large section of town this morning, including our house. I'm posting now (and doing my work) via the hotspot on my cell phone. No bad weather, doesn't seem to have been an accident or anything like that, just a blown transformer or something. Feel sorry for the police officers who are going to need to direct traffic at a busy intersection during rush hour.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Mon Sep 19, 2016 7:39 am

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:30 am

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:49 am

That's always pissed me off about Spader: dude never shares his gum.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:19 am

Normally I would say that's gross, Mike, but yes, in this case, I would share his gum.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Ronster » Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:28 pm

So very sad.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:30 pm

If I was sharing his gum I don't think sad would be the proper adjective for the mood.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:29 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Eliahad » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:23 am

Eh...I'm not sure I would want to share his gum. Now, if he wanted to be the Big Spoon...
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:45 am

Eli we need you to guess the trivia again.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:51 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Ronster » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:53 pm

hands on buzzers!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:09 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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