Can't Kill This, Chump!

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:27 am

Here's a game of twister for ya:

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Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:36 am

I keep losing.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:54 am

Yep, Get use to it!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:04 am

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:18 am

FIRE!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:49 am

We don't need no water!
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:19 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:58 am

How come those twister ladies are BOTH number 10? That makes no sense. It bothers me. Imagine, like, two hot soccer players from the same team in a crumpled pile after some kind of corner kick fight, and BOTH of them are number 10, and then you'll know how I feel.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:43 am

It's team Twister, and they're on the same team. They're competing against other teams of twister ladies. Didn't you watch that event during the recent Olympics?
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:50 am

But soccer players are on the same team, competing against other teams of soccer ladies, and they do not wear the same number on their jerseys. Same for softball, basketball, ANY OTHER SPORT REALLY. This travesty against the basic numbering systems of sport Will Not Stand.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:55 pm

You're correct. I look forward to reading about your progress in getting this corrected.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:23 pm

No time to post here. Must finish Paranoia!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:27 pm

See, these men have different numbers.

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:15 pm

Did #18 poop his pants?
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:49 pm

I don't know, but that seems possible. Probably we need to examine further samples to get to the bottom of this, as it were.



It is hard for me to see a photo of Manuel Neuer crying and not want to comfort him, since I care about my fellow human beings.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:59 pm

I need to do more research into that game of Twister. For now...

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Sep 17, 2016 5:34 am

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:47 am

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:21 am

When I go to a sled dog demonstration, I kinda expect the dogs to be the centerpiece of the show.

You know what sucks at a sled dog demonstration? The lead dude giving a 30 minute talk before bringing the dogs out for five minutes.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:43 pm

What I should be doing now instead of sitting here, but you know, I am tired!

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.

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