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[Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Mike » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:47 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:13 pm

They told me smoking would make me cool and would attract the chicks. This isn't what I had in mind.
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Mike » Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:39 pm

Stop worrying already. I picked the perfect disguise. I'll sneak in under their radar and be gone with the goods, and they'll never even know it. Who's gonna suspect me, looking like this? And take that stupid cigarette out of your mouth. You look ridiculous.
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Cazmonster » Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:36 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Eliahad » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:22 am

Damn it, Caz! That was the word, thank you!

I was going to say, "Hey! Two bits and I'll let you touch my cock."

There are a several things with that. Mainly that it's a hen. Oh well.

"Two bits and you can touch my boiler." Might work though...
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:32 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Eliahad » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:45 am

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Elle » Sat Sep 03, 2016 8:49 am

So... Did you start playing cello in about fifth grade?
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Eliahad » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:44 am

Eight years! Eight years!

I started in third grade.
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:19 pm

At least your formal education is what you use to get paid man.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: [Caption this Photo] Chicken

Postby Eliahad » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:34 pm

And every day I feel incredibly lucky that that is the case.
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