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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:53 pm

Blueberries

See? Fixed.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:06 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:32 am

Duh
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:35 am

:deadhorse: :provoke:
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:33 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:50 am

:deadhorse: :provoke: :banana:
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:18 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:28 pm

:deadhorse: :provoke: :banana: :banana:
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:37 pm

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:12 pm

:deadhorse: :provoke: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:06 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:26 am

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:42 am

:deadhorse: :provoke: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :provoke: :shenanigans:
:deadhorse: :provoke: :shenanigans: :banana:
:deadhorse: :provoke: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :provoke: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :provoke: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :shenanigans:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :shenanigans: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :shenanigans: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:08 am

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:17 am

No it's not. Why would I use a twenty and two tens when I've got two twenties in my pocket? That's just foolish.

As for the fifty... you can use whatever symbol you want. Obviously, I could only speculate on which one you were going to use, but other than dancing bananas, you seemed to be taking your bills in order from the end. Were it up to me, I was going to use head-banging as the fifty, and then TAFKAP as the C-note. But that's just me.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:41 am

:brickwall: =100
:deadhorse: = 25
:provoke: = 10
:shenanigans: = 5
:banana: = 1
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:27 am

Damn. I missed that transition. I was already thinking money, but I saw bills and not change, and I missed the 20 thru 24 somehow. I'm sure I saw it and my brain processed it to fit the solution I had in my head instead of what was actually there.

Damn. Damn. Damn.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Eliahad » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:44 am

The worn traveler sat close to the fire, a plain staff resting casually against the table beside him. In the retelling he would be taller and stronger, with fierce eyes that pierced your thoughts and laid your insecurities bare. In truth he was not that tall, with a roundness of belly that suggested comfortable living and a full table. It was the eyes that others truly remembered beyond all else. Steel blue and marbled, like rough waters on open ocean. Many had lost themselves in those eyes, and for a few men with too much drink and an easy mark, tonight would be no different.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby TheMaster » Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:09 am

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:44 pm

Is he going to eat those men? :horrified:
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