Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

[Mike]

Yes.

[Phoebe]

I remain unfamiliar with the oeuvre of Michael Bolton, alas.

[Mike]

I like his work with Lonely Island. Not much else.

[Tahlvin]

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

[Mike]

Like a poisonous mushroom.

[Kyle]

Like a poisoned toadstool

[Eliahad]

[Mike]

It took me until now to get that. I've been trying to rack my brain thinking of where Michael Bolton showed up in Office Space.

[Tahlvin]

All alone silence fills my room
But in a memory, I hear you calling me
Close my eyes and I'm there with you
Like it was yesterday, but then it fades away
Take me back, turn back the hands of time
When you kissed me in the warm September rain
Back before my heart was filled with pain
If only we could be in love that way again

[Mike]

I'm up!

[Kyle]

Pooyah!

[Mike]

Poohbah!

[Eliahad]

The grand poohbear!

[Mike]

And the right honorable Piglet.

[Phoebe]

Roo

[Mike]

Thankfully, no Eeyore. What a downer that guy is.

[Phoebe]

But everyone thinks Eeyore is adorable so paradoxically s/he is very uplifting! My kid insists that Eeyore is a girl? Idk

[Mike]

That's because your kid made sexist assumptions based on the pink bow eeyore often wears on his tail. When in reality, Kanga is the only female in the 100 Acre Woods.

[Kyle]

Good morning!

[Tahlvin]

Lay a whisper on my pillow,
leave the winter on the ground.
I wake up lonely,
there's air of silence in the bedroom
and all around
Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.