Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:20 pm

If you take 5 hours to do it
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:39 am

I took an hour and 52 minutes to do it, instead of my normal hour and 44+ minutes, or my more aggressive hour and 42 minutes. So it was comparatively easy.

Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:33 am

My 13 year old is five three and started running on our treadmill. He’s doing a mile in 9:30 and shooting for sub-9.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:21 am

I'm just going to sit over here and keep running my 4 miles at a 10 minutes/mile pace.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Sun Aug 09, 2020 10:56 pm

Haha I can run a mile and maybe in October I will even do it.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:52 am

So what are you doing back?
Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me, you mean a lot to me
I really mean that much to you?
Girl, you know it's true
I'm in love with you girl 'cause you're on my mind
You're the one I think about most every time
And when you pack a smile in everything you do
Don't you understand, girl, this love is true
You're soft, succulent so sweet and thin
That's kind of like a vision upon your skin
It lightens up my day, and that's oh so true
Together we're one separated we're two
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:30 am

Ah! What a lovely Monday!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:00 am

It is a great Monday. If it makes y’all feel better, I “ran” my first mile in just over 20 minutes this morning!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 10, 2020 7:30 am

I'm doing 2-3 miles each day at a very consistent 4 mph.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby Phoebe » Mon Aug 10, 2020 12:31 pm

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:46 am

Woo! Today's gonna be awesome!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:57 am

Congrats, Kyle! Keep at it!

The one good thing in my life
Has gone away
I don't know why
She's gone away
I don't know where
Somewhere I can't follow her
The one good thing didn't stay too long
Woo who who who
My back was turned and she was gone
Hey hey hey
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Tue Aug 11, 2020 6:22 am

Good morning!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:51 am

Let's do this!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:54 am

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
Just get on the floor and do the New Kids' dance.
Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long.
We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song, 'cause you gotta be
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
We're rough.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Aug 12, 2020 5:33 am

No no... not THAT!

Let's do this!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:05 am

What about this other thing?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:30 pm

Ew gross! Put that back where you found it!

Right NOW, mister!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:52 pm

Alright, but *sticks his finger in his ear* I'm not sure this is socially acceptable.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Wed Aug 12, 2020 8:47 pm

Was there a bird in your ear?

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