Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Jul 30, 2020 6:07 am

I say it's time to put the GOOD back in Good Morning!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:31 am

Harumph.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:04 am

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:20 am

I'm a little insulted.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:55 am

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:15 am

And now watch as I bust a move!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:59 am

*punts*
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:25 am

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:40 pm

Well, you know I want it.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:21 am

Baby
I get so scared inside
And I don't really understand
Is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy?
Heaven
Is in the palm of my hand
And it's waiting here for you
What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy?
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain unchanged?
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain the same?
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:14 am

Tahlvin ROCKS!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sat Aug 01, 2020 2:50 pm

Two out of three is not bad.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Aug 01, 2020 3:26 pm

There ain't no way.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Aug 02, 2020 5:21 am

He's a coldhearted snake lookin into his eyes
Oh, oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules oh, oh, oh
Girl don't play the fool now
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:31 am

Sneaky snake!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:56 am

I get up in the morning and I see your face, girl
You're looking so good, everything's in place
Don't you know I could never leave your side girl
Won't you stay here with me and be my bride?
Don't you know you're my kind, you're just what I like
Girl you're everything, don't you know you're alright
The only girl I've always needed for so long
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:14 am

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:20 am

They're all married.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:00 am

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:25 am

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."

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