Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

[Kyle]

Shampoo. Necessary?

[Mike]

Obviously realpoo is preferable.

[Phoebe]

No! No, shampoo is better.

[Mike]

[Phoebe]

You know, I assumed you were kidding but then I realized, this is literally how my dog cleans his fur, though he prefers to use the scat of other animals rather than his own. So, I'm going to look into the options. Any theories about whether cat, rabbit, possum, fox, or raccoon droppings are best? Maybe depends on hair texture?

[Mike]

[Ronster]

Sham-poo for my real friends
Real poo for my sham-friends


Yes, it is I. I am extended off through July now. limited internet at home. lots of work here though.

[Kyle]

*Crosses his fingers*

Please let me be a real friend.
Please let me be a real friend.

[Tahlvin]

Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I've got to think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
But I need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
When that love comes down without devotion
Well it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showing you the door

[Mike]

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

[Tahlvin]

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove

[Kyle]

Haha! I won again! Hahahahahaha!

[Mike]

Unbelievable!

[Eliahad]

Wut?

[Tahlvin]

That's all I wanted
Something special, something sacred -
In your eyes
For just one moment
To be bold and naked
At your side
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
Maybe this time is forever..
Say it can be
That's all you wanted
Something special, someone sacred -
In your life
Just for one moment
To be warm and naked
At my side
Sometimes I think that you'll never
Understand me
But something tells me together
We'd be happy

[Mike]

Fire! Everybody get out!

[Kyle]

Um... I won?

[Mike]

That's why everyone has to get out.

[Kyle]

And I understand the words that you're saying, right? But somehow the thread hasn't been locked. So...

[Mike]

No no... I told them they had to get out. And i trust them. We work on the honor system here. But I assure you that as soon as people stop posting, this will count as your win.