Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

[Tahlvin]

I've heard talk of blind devotion
Lovers through thick and thin
Lives touched with real emotion
Faithful 'til the bitter end
Now, I must admit that the story's attractive
I've lost in far too many affairs
I've seen all the pain that the morning can bring
I need to prove to myself
This is more than a crush
Can you convince me
It's not just the physical rush

[Mike]

So close.

[Eliahad]

Woah.
Don't stand.
Don't stand.
Don't stand so close to me!

[Mike]

Don't tell me what to do.

[Phoebe]

You've already said we are through. I'm a page that you have turned, I'm no longer your concern.

[Tahlvin]

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

[Mike]

Good morning, Tahlvin!

[Tahlvin]

I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring
My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

[Mike]

And this shall be my magnum opus.

[Eliahad]

*click* Her name is Vera.

[Tahlvin]

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Y arriba y arriba
Ay arriba y arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

[Mike]

Sorry, I don't speak Pokemon.

[Eliahad]

I now have images of various pop-stars running through my head, but only saying their names, like Pokemon.

Eilish...Eilish? Billie Eilish?

Katy Perrrrry? Katy Perrrry?

Ha ha, I'm amusing.

[Mike]

[Tahlvin]

I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street.
Now did you read the news today
They say the danger's gone away
But I can see the fire's still alight
There burning into the night.

[Kyle]

Slaughterhouse Boat

[Tahlvin]

And this is a Rick Dees Weekly Top 40 special shout out to Mike Jones:

[Mike]

Today, I am born again!

[Kyle]

Mike's proctologist this morning:

[Eliahad]

Clean living!