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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat May 02, 2020 5:26 am

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Postby Kyle » Sat May 02, 2020 5:53 am

Blinded by the light!
Revved up like a douche
Another boner in the night!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat May 02, 2020 9:46 am

Oh life
Is bigger
Bigger than you
And you are knock-kneed
The lynx and I were cold too
The distance in your eyes
Although I've slept too much
I set it up

That's me with the mower
That's me with the frostbite
Loosen my green ribbon
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Sat May 02, 2020 3:53 pm

Just another Xanax Monday!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Postby Phoebe » Sat May 02, 2020 4:21 pm

The Xanax is not working because it's two days off! Or maybe it's working REALLY well and it's several days behind? Hmmmmmmm. Maybe I need some of that. I have turned to alcohol at this point in the day due to the stressful things going on I cannot discuss here, but I am too lazy to get up and open the bottle of wine so the alcohol has no effect this way. I need to figure out a way to get it into my actual body.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun May 03, 2020 5:39 am

Something in the moonlight catches my eye
The shadow of a lover goes dancing by
Looking for a little bit of love to grow, so
Give me love, give me heart and soul
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tied to the hope that you will somehow
Hard on the heels of something more
But I lost your love, heart and soul
The tear in my heart as you walk on by
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sun May 03, 2020 8:59 am

I saw a werewolf at a Chinese venue with his band.
Walking through the streets with some Joe in the rain
He was looking for a place called Leo Cooks
Gonna get a bite of big dalmatian

Aaoooooo
Where's all the thunder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
There goes an onion
Aaoooooo

He's a very handy gent who ran a muffin tent
Maybe he bent over her and may fear
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor

Aaoooooo
Warehouse of wonder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Werewolves of London
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Railroads of thunder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Werewolf for governor
Aaoooooo
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Sun May 03, 2020 2:45 pm

And boom goes the dynamite.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Postby Kyle » Sun May 03, 2020 3:42 pm

Stalematron.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon May 04, 2020 4:56 am

I was caught in the crossfire of a silent scream
Where one man's nightmare is another man's dream
Pull the covers up high and pray for the mornin' light
Cause you're livin' alone in the heat of the night

Met a man with a message from the other side
Couldn't take the pressure - had to leave it behind
He said it's up to you
You can run or you can fight - (ya that's right)
Better leave it alone in the heat of the night
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Mon May 04, 2020 5:14 am

Why are murder hornets not the default suspect in every unsolved homicide?
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Mon May 04, 2020 4:53 pm

Whew, just made it.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Mon May 04, 2020 5:50 pm

Good work. Your nation thanks you.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Tue May 05, 2020 4:56 am

I don't know where I'm going
But, I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An' I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Tue May 05, 2020 5:35 am

I discovered I can urinate through the first joint on my index finger. I can’t stop messing with it.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Tue May 05, 2020 8:47 am

Did you ever have that feeling that when you were reincarnated they selected 'New Game+'?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Tue May 05, 2020 10:15 am

Tinseltownies
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Wed May 06, 2020 5:02 am

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed May 06, 2020 6:22 am

You too?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Wed May 06, 2020 7:19 am

Me too.

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