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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Eliahad » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:08 am

Mike, you're a real life saver!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 29, 2016 11:33 am

*BOOM!*

Did it again!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:36 pm

Now that the Meghan Trainor's of the world are all about that bass, I wonder if what the cats are really saying is that our asses belong to them? If so, ok, sounds accurate.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:16 pm

Hey, if I were you, I'd wanna be me too.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:44 pm

I have still never understood "no treble" because to me that sounds like she's acknowledging her shortage of bosoms. Why? People say I am wrong; it's about skinny. I do not associate the treble clef with skinny, but apparently I associate it with boobs. Well, it kind of looks like a boob, which I only just noticed for the first time at this moment. Halfway or more to death; learning new things every day.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:07 pm

Bass is the only part of the song that is sensical. She picked treble, because it fits the rhythm and is another thing you can adjust on your stereo. No more analogy than that.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:30 pm

It means boobs. It just does. Like a scene from a movie that every broken heart knows.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:22 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:33 pm

It's Lolly!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Eliahad » Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:51 am

Reset
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jul 30, 2016 5:10 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:27 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jul 30, 2016 11:54 am

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Sat Jul 30, 2016 7:12 pm

Today I killed a wasp's nest with a hose.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jul 30, 2016 8:58 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:23 pm

That is how I felt, yes. And then they came back and tried to rebuild, so my husband went out there with the Hot shot and killed them all dead. This is somewhere on the top ten Reasons to have a Husband.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jul 30, 2016 10:08 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:23 am

:D
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Cazmonster » Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:55 pm

"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Sun Jul 31, 2016 1:09 pm

:D :D
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