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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:50 am

Bump.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:08 am

My lovely lady lumps.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:27 am

Now, don't go objectifying women!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:18 am

Yes. I am angry that Internet Feminists are angry that Zoe Saldana was cast as Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. The basic argument is that she's not Black enough to play a woman whose being Black was so profoundly important to her life and artistry. I guess they never listened to Four Women before deciding they knew about policing the boundaries of Black Womanhood.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:23 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:37 am

Stop species-shaming him!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:42 am

I'll let that one go, since I know you've never met Tahlvin in person, but I have, and genetically, he is 76% Belgian Lop-Eared.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:54 am

Lop eared pig? I just don't see it, but you've met him in person.

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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:15 am

The Belgian Lop was the whitest pig I could find.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:18 am

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:19 am

Points to Elle!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:47 am

Wait, did Elle just compare me to Donald Trump?! I'm insulted! That's so Australian!
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 11:19 am

Nah, that's all Mike. He said you were a lop ear, very white.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:12 pm

So he's discriminating against me based on my ears? What a racist.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:03 pm

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:17 pm

I don't think anyone here has, actually.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:21 pm

:deadhorse:
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:38 pm

Well, that depends on what your definition of the word "is" is.
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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby TheMaster » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:55 pm

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Re: First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

Postby Elle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 1:57 pm

Lucy is the cheapest buyable character in the game, as she can be unlocked by purchasing her with 7,000.

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