Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

[Mike]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will hug you.

[Phoebe]

Do you want to hug a snowman?

[Kyle]

Do you want to build a hugman?

[Phoebe]

Do you hug to build a snowman?

[Kyle]

Do hugs want to build a snow hug?

[Mike]

I hugged a billion snowmen.

[Phoebe]

Of the billionaires I've known, hugs just bring out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had hugs, they are simply jerks with a billion hugs.
--Warren Huggett

[Mike]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You hugged my snowman. Prepare to die.

[Phoebe]

I hugged the snowman but I did not hug the deputy.

[Tahlvin]

Hug, hug, hug, that's all you ever want to do!

[Kyle]

Snowman: It's not your hugs.

Will: I know...

Snowman: No, you don't. It's not your hugs.

Will: I know.

Snowman: No, listen to me, son. It's not your hugs.

Will: I know that.

Will: ...

Will: Don't fuck with me, Snowman. Not you. Oh god, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Snowman.

[Mike]

Xerxes: Our snowmen shall blot out the sun.

Leonidas: Then we will hug in the shade!

[Tahlvin]

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a hug, with a fucking HUG. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave.

[Stan]

Licensed to Hug

[Kyle]

Texas? Only hugs and snowmen come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a hug to me. So that kinda narrows it down.

[Tahlvin]

"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings a snowman gets his hugs."
"That's right, that's right. Attaboy, Olaf."

[Kyle]

You don't understand. I coulda been Olaf. I coulda been a snowman. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's hug it out.

[Tahlvin]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in hugs, and dedicated to the proposition that all snowmen are created huggable.

[Mike]

Tonight we hug in hell!

[Tahlvin]

Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our hugging to the test!