Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

[Phoebe]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to hug.

[Kyle]

I take one. One. One 'cause you hugged me, and
Two. Two. Two for my hugs and
Three. Three. Three for my hug-aches, and
Four. Four. Four for my hug-aches, and
Five. Five. Five for my hugs, and
Six. Six. Six for my hugs, and
Seven. Seven. No, no, no hugs, and
Eight. Eight. Well, I forget what eight was hugged, and
Nine. Nine. Nine for a lost hug, and
Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten!
For hugs! Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!

[Eliahad]

[Tahlvin]

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that hugs with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That hugged with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[Stan]

Hugs will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live? - Howard Hugs

[Tahlvin]

You huggin' me? You huggin' me? You huggin' me? Then who the hell else are you huggin'? You huggin' me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're huggin'?

[Phoebe]

Hug me, Ishmael.

[Kyle]

I knew a girl named Nikki. I guess you could say she was a hug fiend.
I met her in a hotel lobby hugging it out with a magazine.
She said "How'd you like to hug some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki hug.

[Mike]

Alright STOP... hug and listen.
Ice is back with a hugging invention.
Someone grabs ahold of me tightly.
Hugs me from behind both daily and nightly.

[Kyle]

Now you hug!
And hugging is half the battle!

[Tahlvin]

"Did he hug six times or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Hugger, the most powerful hugger in the world and would hug your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Mike]

Hug morning!

[Kyle]

Good morning! How the hug is everyone?

[Mike]

Houston, we hugged a problem.

[Tahlvin]

Totally not cool! If there's one community that really needs a good hug this morning, it's Houston.

[Mike]

You're huggin' me, Smalls.

[Eliahad]

What is a handshake but a small, platonic hug?

[Tahlvin]

[Mike]

Nobody hugs Baby in a corner!

[Phoebe]

Lol