Dad Jokes After Dark

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Dad Jokes After Dark

Postby Kyle » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:25 pm

For dad jokes that are too racy or off-color for the "Rated G" dad jokes I post on facebook.
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Re: Dad Jokes After Dark

Postby Kyle » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:26 pm

I just came to the realization that I have a fetish for figuring things out.
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Re: Dad Jokes After Dark

Postby Eliahad » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:58 pm

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Dad Jokes After Dark

Postby Mike » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:02 am

Is 'asscheeks' one word, or do I have to spread them apart?
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Re: Dad Jokes After Dark

Postby Eliahad » Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:45 pm

*a loud, expensive sportscar drives by*

Wow, could you hear the dick on that guy?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."

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