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Re: Good morning!

Postby Phoebe » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:13 am

I wonder what Trump wants us to get over today, and don't have the heart to find out yet.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:25 am

Quid pro quo is the nature of foreign policy. We do it all the time. Everyone does it. Last time I looked, abuse of power is not a crime. Get over it.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Kyle » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:49 pm



GET OVER IT!
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:00 pm

You are a funny guy. Thank you!

I borrow dad jokes from your Facebook feed constantly to put on the whiteboard outside my office. I appreciate your humor and your hard work.
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Re: Good morning!

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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:25 pm

It will be a sad day when your well runs dry. How will I impress my coworkers after that?
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Oct 25, 2019 4:47 am

Good morning!

Mike, you could always start repeating yourself. After all, you are getting up there in years, people will just think you've gone a little senile, which will make the joke all the more funny.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Kyle » Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:13 am

Good morning!
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 25, 2019 6:25 am

It will be a sad day when your well runs dry. How will I impress my coworkers after that?
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Kyle » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:29 am

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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:46 am

It will be a sad day when your well runs dry. How will I impress my coworkers after that?
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Phoebe » Fri Oct 25, 2019 11:59 am

It's only funny the second time and after that they start calling around to assisted living places.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 25, 2019 12:41 pm

It will be a sad day when your well runs dry. How will I impress my coworkers after that?
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Phoebe » Fri Oct 25, 2019 12:43 pm

Strangely it becomes hilarious again on the 4th try.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:08 pm

Trip one down. Two more to go over the next 5 weeks. At least I don't have to make the day trip to Chicago next week anymore.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:41 pm

Happy!
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:02 am

Good morning! Enjoy your weekend!
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Kyle » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:08 am

Good morning! My daughter has finally decided to drop her car off so I can change the oil, filters and air up the tires. I can’t explain this, but it makes me very happy.
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:37 am

State Marching Band today!
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Re: Good morning!

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:09 am

Enjoy!
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