Mike Pence

[Elle]

Well, I blame Stan. He could have sought this man out long ago for a tawdry affair and he's let the whole nation down.

[Mike]

Trumpence!

[Kyle]

Pence hates the gays (until businesses tell him not to) and wants marijuana not just criminalized, but super-criminalized-- up to a year for possession of a joint.

Boo.

[buckett]

[Elle]

He's the same Mike Pence who doubts the whole smoking - cancer link has been adequately demonstrated, since, you know, he made his money selling cigarettes and received big donations from tobacco interests.

And of course, he's the same Mike Pence to whom women were sending reports on their periods to see if they might have inadvertently had a miscarriage or perhaps might need to BURY OR CREMATE THE REMAINS, as per state law he signed. Can you imagine? What kind of monster demands that someone who has gone through something like that should be forced to bury or cremate the remains!!! It's unreal. Seriously. Monster-level.

Someone on The Internet had the end-all quote about him, which was something like:
Trump: I'm solid on hatred of Muslims and Mexicans, but could do better at hating women and gay people.
Solution: Mike Pence
I don't know the person who started this but it's hilarious/sad/true.

[Cazmonster]

I've never seen an albatross that looks so much like a shit before.

[Reika]

Did you see the graphic they came up with for their campaign? It's...very suggestive. Probably of sexual proclivities neither of them would ever admit to themselves or anyone else.

[Cazmonster]

Full Pencetration. Trump wouldn't have it other way.

[Elle]

OH MY HEAVENS THE LOGO. I have to believe that someone who really, really wasn't for them created that design and just sat agonized with fingers crossed, hoping against hope they would choose that logo. And they did.

[Cazmonster]

I understand that logo has been scrubbed. Let's see what they come up with next, and how the Internet can turn it against them.

*noms popcorns*

[akiva]

According to the Washington Post, when Trump was introducing Pence he came on stage to "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

[Elle]

This legit freaking me out:

Compare the mirror image to the real one. WHAT IS REAL ANYWAY?

[Eliahad]

OMG She's a vampire! RUN!

[Elle]

And the boy is a ghost...



My question is WHY they messed with the picture at all???

[Cazmonster]

Pence had stolen her soul at this point. Thus, no reflection.

Also - I can't wait to watch the debate where he gets slapped around.

[Elle]

Why is it okay for a campaign to have police officers detain and frisk journalists of their choosing? I WANT TO KNOW THAT ANSWER, DAMN IT. Why is that okay, America?

I believe they are officially on duty, btw, not just under private contract, but either way it's a problem.

[Mike]

Because that is Donald Trump's America.

[Cazmonster]

Here's hoping Trump 'n Co get billed for all those police hours.

[akiva]

[Cazmonster]