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Shrink Ray

Postby Kyle » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:39 am

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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby akiva » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:52 pm

How much longer 'til Antman?
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Mike » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:11 pm

Brought to you by the Center for Irresponsible Science Journalism.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Kyle » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:56 pm

Hey- it's still a shrink ray. It's a laser and it shrinks things. Shrink ray.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Mike » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:03 pm

Yes. It shrinks things.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Shrink Ray

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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Eliahad » Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:53 pm

A Ray of Shrinking Very Specific Things!
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Mike » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:16 pm

No wait... now that I've reread it, I revise my earlier position. I didn't realize it actually and truly shrank things. I assumed it was a metaphor, but it's a shrink ray! It's a ray... that shrinks! Too cool. I mean, sure it's not going to be able to shrink a person... at least not yet. But if I'm reading the article correctly (and I know I am), then that sort of thing can't be far behind.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Kyle » Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:07 am

Okay, don’t be a dick. If you actually read the article, you’d realize that we’re probably only ten years out from Virgin Airlines offering tourist trips to the Quantum Realm.
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Postby bralbovsky » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:07 pm

Which means, if you use it on a person, well, at least the first time, it's gonna hurt
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Postby El Jefe » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:44 pm

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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Phoebe » Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:01 am

I just don't understand why we need to try this new technology on Ray as opposed to anyone else.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby akiva » Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:31 am

Reel on a repeating loop
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Phoebe » Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:28 am

I think Freud calls this sort of thing anal-expulsive.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby poorpete » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:00 pm

This explains why is brother Robert is so comparatively tall.
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby SumDumTrim » Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:56 pm

I am telling!
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Re: Shrink Ray

Postby Mike » Wed Dec 26, 2018 7:52 pm

I thought you were the one who said size doesn't matter.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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