Drunk Posting

[Elle]

Y'all. Someone had to begin. The sky is breathing. Autocorrect wins.

[Elle]

I'm about to to got for a onecmilecrun because I have a babysotter_@lllllllll night!

[Elle]

Why am I the only one who drinks around here? I am having a great vacation. It has been helpful. But in my dotage it only takes two pints to reach the tipsy state. My mom eventually got to the point where half of a Miller lite would make her giggly. Good genes, what can I say?

[Elle]

MONDAY NOGhT college world series . Yes, it was a good night. When you're get d you very fdringkk fritjcyoyu .othervon maw
Nope. Motherrjn law. We drink the Napa valley wine with the mother to law. This wine appear to have psychotropic properties.

[Cazmonster]

Man, now I wish I had some box wine.

[Elle]

Listen.
My husband ahontms I merely ja E drunk won't with his mother.

But

I am telling you now
Is have been mpoisoned with psychotropic drugs. Somehow I have been poisoned. You have NO iDRA

[Cazmonster]

Your husband's been replaced with Irdis Elba? You are a lucky woman.



Lucky, I say.

[Elle]

Yep. I favor it. Tis the 4th of July, holiday of the pyromaniacs. Therefore, the non pyros who don't see the appeal of purchasing billions of Chinese goods in order to show patriotism will Drink. We will drink. We have only Just Begun to drink.

[Elle]

My husband is growing a beard now. It's because he really wants to be like a Millenial. I learned at the knee of TheMaster (my husband, not the one we have here!) to find the best insultcforcthe situation.

[Elle]

Success: Charlie flipping poop was replaced by Queen Under Pressure. I am Bering chauffeur be my spouse because I have drunk the sweet cupcake nectar. I cannot drive. I'm so glad we're playing time lots again soon
I will coins the E days to Stone Giant's. This is so exciting. This game has gone on for years and Never Gets Dull, mainly because DMDarcs and all of YOU. Now we get Mrs Darcs, whom YouTube wants to autocorrect into Mrs Sarcastic ???? And both Sam and Anna are badass!!!!!!! So much fun
Ok, god bless America, only one minor burn. I have learned to Leg go of my Fear and justsrink while they burnxshit.

[Eliahad]

I am merely tipsy. I will return whilst actually inebriated.

[Elle]

Yes. Return. To my house. I have a large guest suite since last time you were here. Bring celloecand/or wife. Wecwill drink all my Napa wine.

[Cazmonster]

I thought beards make you a lumberjack and manbuns make you a millenial.

I like my beard!

[Mike]

ZARONGEL!

I need another drink.

[Eliahad]

Shit dude, I'm right there with you. Though I got to hang out with my best friend and her boyfriend tonight and it was AWESOME. So good. We watched people playing Pokemon Go in the part. The boyfriend, too. Also, beers.

[Mike]

Two nights in a row. This is gonna cost me dearly tomorrow.

Thank you Autocorrect.

[Mike]

I cannot believe I'm all alone here. Am I the only one drinking to excess on a Monday night!

Where all my nerds at?

[Cazmonster]

Working - and now working again.

I really hope I get to listen to my podcasts tonight.

[Elle]

Yeßß wtf yessssssssssssssssssß ?

[Eliahad]

I miss all of you so much!!!!!!