I think I have a crush on Santa

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I think I have a crush on Santa

Postby Kyle » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:27 am

Like- have we every had a sexy Santa on film before?

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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

Postby El Jefe » Wed Oct 10, 2018 5:40 pm

You still haven't.

I hate elves as much as the next sane person (I mean...because elves). But that slave owner at the North Pole is still a shitbag.

Plus, Krampus is way more handsome.
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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

Postby WillyGilligan » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:46 am

, I think there's some competition. Bruce Campbell played Jolly Old on an episode of the Librarians. Brian Blessed also played Santa, but just as a voice. On the other hand, with Brian Blessed, isn't that enough?
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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

Postby Mike » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:05 pm

Sorry no. I've never seen a serious portrayal of Santa Claus that I'd consider to be sexually attractive.

Although Finnish Santa in Rare Exports is pretty badass.
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Re: I think I have a crush on Santa

Postby mimekiller » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:09 am

did any of ya'all watch the film?

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