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How do you poop cubes?

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:22 am



The wombat has cubical poop. This is handy, because it uses it to mark its territory, and cubes don't roll away when you drop them on a mound or log or whatever. But I still have trouble imagining the process that lets its butt make cubes in the first place.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:27 am

Side note: cubical means of or related to cubes. Cube shaped. Cubic.

Cubicle is the partitioned office space.

I never realized there was a difference, and I don't think I've ever used the first meaning until now, and I think I've always misspelled the second one when I have ever used it.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Eliahad » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:34 am

I mean there's the easy answer, yeah? "Very carefully."
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Tahlvin » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:16 am

I mean, does it come out in a cube? Or does it come out round, and the wombat just shapes it afterwards? Where's the video evidence of a wombat pooping out a cube?
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:45 am

Scientists agree that it comes out that way, but I can find no video evidence yet.

Best guess... they have a large intestine whose structure and musculature shapes the poop into square logs, and ridges in the colon are actually able to mark out segments, because the fecal material moves so slowly. Also due to the very slow movement, they have some of the driest poop of any mammal, such that, by the time they expel it, it is too compact and firm to be reshaped much by the anus. So they end up pooping cubes with rounded edges and corners.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby DMDarcs » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:04 pm

Wombats actually have different shaped buttholes that they use for a variety of functions. They are the Play Doh Fun Factory of the animal kingdom.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:10 pm

I'm makin' spaghetti!
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Phoebe » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:25 pm

Terrible to be a wombat, is what I hear here. Dry, forever poops? Ooo, nope.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby El Jefe » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:28 pm

You eat a lot of Picasso reprints.
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

Postby Ronster » Sun Sep 09, 2018 6:29 am

I saw the topic and had to see if it was a How-To or a Help Me Do This...
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Re: How do you poop cubes?

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