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Rank the MCU movies

Postby Kyle » Thu May 31, 2018 3:27 pm

Here's the list of 19 movies so far in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Now rank them all.

Iron Man (2008)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Thor (2011)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Ant-Man (2015)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Doctor Strange (2016)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Black Panther (2018)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby Mike » Thu May 31, 2018 3:56 pm

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Black Panther (2018)
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Iron Man (2008)
Thor (2011)
Ant-Man (2015)
Doctor Strange (2016)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Iron Man 3 (2013)

I keep switching them. So I'm going to lock it in here.
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby Kyle » Thu May 31, 2018 4:00 pm

1. Avengers: Infinity War
2. Guardians of the Galaxy
3. Thor: Ragnarok
4. Marvel's The Avengers
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
6. Iron Man 3
7. Captain America: The First Avenger
8. Spider-Man: Homecoming
9. Doctor Strange
10. Iron Man
11. Thor
12. Black Panther
13. Captain America: Civil War
14. The Incredible Hulk
15. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
16. Ant-Man
17. Avengers: Age of Ultron
18. Iron Man 2
19. Thor: The Dark World
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby El Jefe » Thu May 31, 2018 5:50 pm

1. Any of them



-1000. All the Iron Man flicks.
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby Mike » Thu May 31, 2018 6:56 pm

First Iron Man was revolutionary. The first true comic book movie. A great start to the franchise. It only falls in the rankings by being so old. Everything Irom Man did has been redone and improved upon many times.

Iron Man 2 was weak and disappointing.

Iron Man 3 was a goddam travesty.

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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby poorpete » Thu May 31, 2018 9:03 pm

1. Iron Man
2. The Avengers
3. Iron Man 2
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby FlameBlade » Thu May 31, 2018 9:43 pm

Black Panther (2018)
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Iron Man (2008)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby El Jefe » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:47 am

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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby poorpete » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:57 am

Have you forgotten The Adventures of Captain Marvel?
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby Mike » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:01 am

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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby Kyle » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:13 am

Spider-Man came out in 2002- 6 years before Iron Man.

Spider-Man 2- one of the best superhero movies- came out in 2004- 4 years before Iron Man.

Those movies were just as comic booky and better movies than Iron Man.

I think Bryan Singer (spit, phtooey, pox, pox) has to be acknowledged for making the genre viable with X-Men, but Sam Raimi needs to be credited with making the first real comic book movie.
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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby El Jefe » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:01 pm

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Re: Rank the MCU movies

Postby bralbovsky » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:29 pm

generally, not a fan. There's a slow churn in my head that pits occasional good lines "Built it in a cave, with a box of scraps!" vs total physics model violations, and character inconsistencies. Not enough good lines.

The whole franchise is losing me the way comic books lost me: The parallel universe thing means, there's no peril, no humanity. At least on Rick and Morty they face it. Oh, the things I would do if I knew I couldn't die, or thought I couldn't (#Wolverine is reckless). Now that nobody really dies, ho hum.


The first attempt at a comic book palette that I can recall was the eminently forgettable "Dick Tracy" Warren Beatty, et al. My low expectations have been consistently validated.
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