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Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby Kyle » Thu May 31, 2018 10:12 am

1. Episode 7: The Force Awakens
2. Episode 8: The Last Jedi
3. Episode 4: A New Hope
4. Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
5. Solo: A Star Wars Story
6. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
7. Episode 6: Return of the Jedi
8. Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
9. Episode 2: Attack of the Clones*
9. Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith*

*- I tried watching episode 2 on three different occasions and fell asleep each time. Thus, I've never watched Episode 3. These are tied for worst.
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby poorpete » Thu May 31, 2018 10:29 am

Haven't seen Solo so

1. Star Wars
2. Empire
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Last Jedi
5. Rogue One
6. Force Awakens
7. Sith
8. Phantom
9. Clones
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby Phoebe » Thu May 31, 2018 10:36 am

Too shocked by the above and also had mentally blocked out the existence of movie #8, ha.

1. Empire
2. Star Wars
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One
5. Force Awakens
6. Solo
7. Phantom
8. Sith
9. Last Jedi
10. Clones
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby Mike » Thu May 31, 2018 3:12 pm

1. 7
2. 4
3. 8
4. 5
5. Solo
6. 6
7. Rogue
8. 1
9. 2
10. 3
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby mimekiller » Thu May 31, 2018 3:41 pm

A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
The Force Awakens
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Solo
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby Walrus » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:24 pm

I find it difficult to comparityve assessment on some of these, taking different aspects, I might rank some differently

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars (A New Hope)
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. Attack of the Clones (freaking hate the name) - If you include the Clone Wars series I like this one better - but it fairly comprehensively fails to tell the story of Skywalker's fall itself)
8. ??? maybe solo
9. Force Awakens
10. Last Jedi
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby bralbovsky » Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:45 pm

Rogue One a little too tidy, but no riding off into the sunset, and the monk makes this a winner for me
Empire
Return
Force specifically for Rey, otherwise they get progressively worse
Star Wars - Entirely Lucky to hit all the archetypes and survive terrible dialogue
Last, I wish. As cool s Rey is, Kylo is a turn off

Entirely forgettable and blurred few

Force - Jar Jar and a terrible kid )not so terrible as his older version, but Jar Jar gets the assist here to end up last.


Don't plan to see Solo. They can't keep the story straight when they have an outline and an established universe. Terrible casting and trying to make random bits out of George's head make temporal and logical sense? They're doomed.
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby mimekiller » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:08 pm

Compelling review of a film you haven't seen
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby mimekiller » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:08 pm

what are you basing casting off of? Fast food cups? Absurd!
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby El Jefe » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:55 pm

Just for Kyle...

1. Rogue One
2. Suicide Squad

3+. All the other Star Wars movies
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Re: Rank the Star Wars Movies

Postby Bonefish » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:05 pm

Rogue One is def high on my list.

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