Internet Holes

[Phoebe]

Do you fall into these and if so, what are they? Obviously... youtube videos with the autoplay. But that can go on in the background sometimes while you live your life and get things done. The true enemies are different; they suck up an hour and you have no idea who you even ARE afterward.

The worst one, perennial offender, is Google maps/earth where you can just roam and roam and roam around on street view down the unmarked alleyways of some small town in rural Egypt or South Africa or Indonesia, checking out the 360 photos and such. I like to find weird stuff on it, like the other day when I came across a perfect German Bakery in a coastal Egyptian resort town, everything on the web in English. Who visits this bakery? Who finds it on the web and goes there? I have questions.

Anyway, I just looked through about 500,000 bizarrely printed tablecloths on Amazon. Hopping from rock to rock across tablecloth creek, you find that an entire national economy somewhere is being supported by nothing but tableclothes. W. T. F. where do they come from and where are they all going?

[mimekiller]

Before I go to sleep I watch a video of some naked people touching and then wow I find another one, its a good time and very relaxing before I go to bed.

[Phoebe]

You know, it actually crossed my mind that some people do this and would identify that under the heading "internet holes", and I even thought of you. So that's something. I don't know what it is, but the thought was there. Porn is really blah, stupid to me. Other things are my porn. I don't understand other people and why they want to watch gruesome scenes of horrid people having uninspired sex. It's not like my own is so beautifully performed in comparison, you know, like I wouldn't want anyone to watch me do it! But then, I return the favor to others and don't want to watch them either. That's what window blinds and curtains and stuff are made for, precisely so we do NOT ever have to watch other people have sex. ??? Priorities of world opposite of mine.

Here are some porn sites by contrast where you can just lose yourself in sensory overload:

[FlameBlade]

TV Tropes. Enuff said.

[Phoebe]

Googled that to see what it was.... ... .. . ..... ....

[FlameBlade]

[Cazmonster]

Modern homesteading videos are a great mix of hard work, science and cute animals. I’ve dropped hours tuning through them.

[mimekiller]

I really like the Wikipedia TALE OF THE TAPE deal they got going on in any article about a armed engagement.


This one is great.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage