Haiku

[poorpete]

Wake in the morning
And I go outside and I
Take big breath and I

Get real high and I
Scream from the top of my lungs
WHAT'S GOING HAIKU?

[Eliahad]

Haiku! You're a rock
Star, get your game on, go play!
No really, go play.

[Kyle]

I am so confused.
I want to follow the rules,
but none are given.

[poorpete]

Step out the back, Jack,
Make a new haiku, Balou,
Type for awhile...

[Phoebe]

Haikus, like silent
Raindrops fell, and echoed in
The well of silence.

[Phoebe]

Say do you love me
I tell her only partly
I only haiku

When she walks, she's like
A haiku that swings so cool
And sways so gently

In the darkest night
Hour I search through the crowd, your
Face is all haiku.

[Phoebe]

I found your number
On Craigslist Haiku, so I
Know you lied to me.

All in all it's just
Another brick in the wall
We don't need haiku.

[Phoebe]

Setting sun can't shine
Now you're gone inside sleeping
My haiku beating

Shine on forever
Shine on benevolent sun
Shine down on haiku

Let the sunshine in
Open up your heart and let
It shine on haiku

[Phoebe]

Rear's on fire build a
Violent wire rust appears in
Your haiku insides

Maybe the sun will
Dry us out, we've lived for so
Long with no haiku

If I haiku three
Times imma wife her, it ain't
Safe for the haiku

Haiku G and get
Some money, I need tongue, I
Need face, haiku brain

Save me from the blast
Lift me up and take me back
Don't let me haiku

I've never under
Stood boredom, where it comes from
Or haiku maintained

[Mike]

Stop what you're doing
Cuz I'm about to ruin
The image and the

Style that you're used to
I look funny but yo I'm
Making money see

So yo world I hope
You're ready for me. Gather
Round cuz I'm the new

Fool in town and my
Sound's laid down by th'Underground
I drink up all the

Hennessey you got
On your shelf so just let me
Introduce myself

My name is Humpty
Pronounced with an Umpty and
Yo ladies oh how

I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the
Top ten please allow

Me to bump thee cuz
I'm stepping tall y'all and just
Like Humpty Dumpty

You're gonna fall when
The stereos pump me I
Like to rhyme I like

My beats funky I'm
Spunky I like my oatmeal
Lumpy. I'm sick with

This. Straight gangsta Mac
Cuz sometimes I get redic-
Ulous. I eat up

All your crackers and
Your licorice. Yo fat girl
C'mere are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called you fat
But look at me. I'm skinny
Never stopped me from

Getting busy I'm
A freak. I like the girls with
The boom and I once

Got busy in a
Burger King bathroom. They say
I'm crazy. Allow

Me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it
Just don't faze me. I'm

Still getting in the
Girls' pants and I even got
My own dance. Haiku!

[Phoebe]

That last haiku so
Perfectly placed I don't know
How to carry on.

[Phoebe]

There's money changing
Colors like tie-dye; I'm just
Tryin' to get Haiku

I'll take a Haiku
Intermission, let the birds
Fly. I get money.

Bad bitches wanna
Be my bae. Hate! Haiku down
Like the C.I.A.

[Phoebe]

Not so confusing
Were those haiku (the plural).
Could just ignore them.

Tucks is better than
Prep-H if a hemorrhoid
Is the real problem.

[Phoebe]

Malfeasance. I walk
The shore, don't ask me to hide
I lock the Haiku.

Spectral incentives
Have paved the way; Everything
Is wrong, Haiku wrong.