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Haiku

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:53 pm

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like... Haiku
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Haiku

Postby poorpete » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:52 pm

Girl you know it's true
(Milli Vanilli once said)
oh oh oh... Haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby Eliahad » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:58 am

Is "stop" one syllable or two?

Stop! Collaborate.
Listen! You say Ice is back
With a new Haiku?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:02 am

Dance with my dogs in
The night-time, trap [blank] with the
Chickens like Haiku.

I only really listen to one song with occasional diversions.
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Re: Haiku

Postby poorpete » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:57 pm

Tell me what you want
What you really really want
Zig a zig haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby Eliahad » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:16 pm

Who let the dog out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let
The dog out, Haiku?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:01 pm

Life's Monopoly.
Go cop me some land and some
Property haiku.

Why you keep looking
At me? I feel like people
Got static haiku.

Walk it like I talk
It, walk it like I talk it,
Walk it like haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Eliahad » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:06 pm

I love these so much.
Each syllable so special
Elegant haiku
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Sat Apr 14, 2018 6:24 am

Just call me angel
Of the morning, baby, just
Touch my face haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby poorpete » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:55 am

Life is a haiku
I'm gunn' ride it all night long,
Gimme gimme yeah
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:57 am

Came through drippin', came
Through drippin', diamonds on my
Wrist they haiku ICE

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And any time you
Feel the pain, Haiku, refrain,
Don't carry the world

For well you know that
It's a fool who plays it cool
By making Haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby poorpete » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:16 am

Lean on me when you're
not strong and I'll be your friend
I'll help you haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby Eliahad » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:06 pm

All the tension here
Exploding. Actors talk back.
They forget haiku.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kyle » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:36 pm

A fat guy will laugh.
A skinny dude on the tit.
Santasm haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:06 am

The same lips that be
Talking bout me is the same
Lips that be haiku.

Love me like Lucy
Get you a straw; you know this
Haiku is juicy.

Tell me have you seen
Her? Let me wrap my weave up.
I'm the trap haiku.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mike » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:38 am

Freakish ungulate
Excluded by his peers, but...
Santa needs haiku
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mike » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:43 am

Stop collaborate
And listen. Ice is back with
A brand new haiku
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mike » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:46 am

Stop what youre doing
Cuz I'm about to ruin
This Humpty haiku
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Phoebe » Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:19 pm

JoJo was a man
Who thought he was a loner
But he knew haiku

We are living in
A material world and
I am a haiku
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Re: Haiku

Postby poorpete » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:42 pm

I'm too sexy for
Haikus, sexy for haikus,
So sexy hai-kus
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