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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Eliahad » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:42 am

How awesome is DMDarcs?
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:00 am

Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam!

Not about, DMDarcs, he's so awesome.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Ronster » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:56 pm

sup?
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이젠 접근금지야 너가 사과하기 전까지
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby mimekiller » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:31 pm

Fuck paying taxes this year
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:00 pm

What did Bambi say when he lost his smartphone?

I have no iDeer!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Phoebe » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:26 pm

:banana:
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:26 pm

What will Mike Tyson do when I mock his tattoo?

Beats me.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:08 pm

I'm using that one.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Phoebe » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:30 am

GOOD MORNING!!!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby FlameBlade » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:10 am

My kid says good morning. Damned too early to be a morning, given that sun isn't up yet.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:22 am

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby mimekiller » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:51 am

I'm a white male with no children and gainfully employed so ya know the government doesn't even lube up first.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby poorpete » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:37 pm

14+ hours. Too close, guys. Ok, onto an on the spot joke

What do you call a pig stuck in a cotton candy machine?

A ham stirred.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:36 am

Good morning!
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Sun Mar 18, 2018 4:31 pm

Yeah- so even though nothing changed in my income or my dependents, I ended up owing an additional 950 bucks this year over last year. I know I'm a lawyer, but you should know that my income if very firmly middle class for the size of my family. I think it had to do with the standard deduction being raised, but not raised enough for large families like mine- so I ended up paying more. Which is fine, right? Like- I can afford it and it didn't break the bank or anything. But it's a bit of sticker shock to expecting 800 bucks back and finding out you have to pay $93.

The thing that sticks in my craw is that the very rich got a very large tax decrease, and this was sold as something that would offer a mild tax reduction on people like me, at least for the next 2-4 years. But that wasn't true.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:31 am

Good morning! And remember, the tax law that was just passed doesn't take effect until you do next year's taxes; when you're working on your 2017 taxes right now, the old law still rules the day.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:30 am

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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Eliahad » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:03 am

Do y'all use tax software, or go to a tax guy?

I go to someone who specializes is musicians, so it works for me!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:06 pm

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

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