The Opposite of a Joke

[Kyle]

So a horse walks into a bar. Most of the people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.

[Kyle]

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis.

[Kyle]

An owl and a squirrel are sitting on a tree, watching a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

[Kyle]

How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

[Kyle]

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.

[Kyle]

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

[Kyle]

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut.

You call him an astronaut.

[Kyle]

What's the saddest part about a car going over a cliff with four Pollacks in it? They were my best friends.

[Phoebe]

Is a Pollack a fish, or - ?