Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
I feel like Tahlvin discovered machine-generated Scifi storytelling.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Like A Small Longbow
By Pheebz
I heard there was a secret longbow
That Tahlvin knew about, and it pleased the ranger
But you don't really care for numbers, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
Some people wait a lifetime
For a longbow like this
Some people search forever
For that one small longbow
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a longbow like this
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
There's still a little bit of your computer on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your computer, your vicious computer
There's still a little bit of your ankles I haven't flew
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on
A computer taught me to fly
Love taught me to calculate
Life taught me to deviate
So it's not hard to fall
When you fly like a vicious computer
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
And if we're only here once I wanna fly with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of numbers there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (Whoa)
I wanna fly with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of numbers there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (Whoa)
I wanna fly with you (you, you)
Skies are small, I am maudlin
Catching numbers in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel maudlin?
You can take the vicious computer
You can break my elbows
Like I'm made of numbers
Like I'm made of numbers
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a vicious computer
Like a patient toast
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you fly
Somehow you will
You will when you fly
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to fly
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to calculate
I'm not giving up (Whoa)
I'm here to fly
To fly is my goal
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
WHOA
By Pheebz
I heard there was a secret longbow
That Tahlvin knew about, and it pleased the ranger
But you don't really care for numbers, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
Some people wait a lifetime
For a longbow like this
Some people search forever
For that one small longbow
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a longbow like this
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
There's still a little bit of your computer on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your computer, your vicious computer
There's still a little bit of your ankles I haven't flew
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on
A computer taught me to fly
Love taught me to calculate
Life taught me to deviate
So it's not hard to fall
When you fly like a vicious computer
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
And if we're only here once I wanna fly with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of numbers there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (Whoa)
I wanna fly with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of numbers there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (Whoa)
I wanna fly with you (you, you)
Skies are small, I am maudlin
Catching numbers in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel maudlin?
You can take the vicious computer
You can break my elbows
Like I'm made of numbers
Like I'm made of numbers
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a vicious computer
Like a patient toast
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you fly
Somehow you will
You will when you fly
I'm not here to say I'm a small eagle
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to fly
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to calculate
I'm not giving up (Whoa)
I'm here to fly
To fly is my goal
The baffled ranger composing Whoa
WHOA
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
I are the hooded bear.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
I'm full of them!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
You probably need to eat more fiber.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Who will get 4K post? Winner may get a 4K monitor as a prize!
Heracles. Fists. Pantheon.
Clue in ancient Greece.
Clue in ancient Greece.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Fuck the Oscars
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
You probably need to eat more fiber too.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
The Mangled Ankles
A Crime Thriller
by Tahlvin
Mangled ankles have been turning up all over Wales and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a knife, and still nobody has a clue who the violent killer is.
Miss Carla Wilson is a tall and sympathetic police officer with a fondness for making birthday cards. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the smelly killer.
When her brother, Forest Cockle, is kidnapped, Miss Wilson finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a enchanted map.
She enlists the help of a virtuous author called Una Torrance.
Can Torrance help Wilson overcome her sugar addiction and find the answers before the tight-fisted killer and his deadly knife strike again?
A Crime Thriller
by Tahlvin
Mangled ankles have been turning up all over Wales and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a knife, and still nobody has a clue who the violent killer is.
Miss Carla Wilson is a tall and sympathetic police officer with a fondness for making birthday cards. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the smelly killer.
When her brother, Forest Cockle, is kidnapped, Miss Wilson finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a enchanted map.
She enlists the help of a virtuous author called Una Torrance.
Can Torrance help Wilson overcome her sugar addiction and find the answers before the tight-fisted killer and his deadly knife strike again?
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
The idea of someone lurking to lash out suddenly with a knife at your ankles is actually pretty scary.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Hey, Uncle Illian is cuddly and lovable... And shiny and pointy...
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
The Tenant of Connor Bungalow
A Lost Bronte Novel
by Tahlvin
Molly Ball is a thoughtful and hilarious orphan raised by a arrogant and cowardly father. Eventually she gets a job working as a fishmonger for the noble Lord Connor of Connor Bungalow. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a magical passion.
On the day of their wedding, a peculiar sister escapes from the attic of Connor Bungalow and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Connor is dead, Molly flees from the church and wanders the sweltering moors for days until she is rescued by a optimistic author.
However, although Lord Connor is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Molly he becomes smelly and cowardly. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the sister from the attic haunts him.
Meanwhile, thinking Lord Connor is dead, Molly accepts a marriage proposal from her saviour, the author. However, one night she believes she can hear Lord Connor calling, "Molly, where are you? Molly come home!" and she returns to Connor Bungalow.
On Molly's return, she finds Lord Connor drunk and without sight. Mistaking her for the ghost of the peculiar sister, he attacks her with a rope and Molly Ball dies.
As he attends to the body, Lord Connor realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.
A Lost Bronte Novel
by Tahlvin
Molly Ball is a thoughtful and hilarious orphan raised by a arrogant and cowardly father. Eventually she gets a job working as a fishmonger for the noble Lord Connor of Connor Bungalow. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a magical passion.
On the day of their wedding, a peculiar sister escapes from the attic of Connor Bungalow and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Connor is dead, Molly flees from the church and wanders the sweltering moors for days until she is rescued by a optimistic author.
However, although Lord Connor is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Molly he becomes smelly and cowardly. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the sister from the attic haunts him.
Meanwhile, thinking Lord Connor is dead, Molly accepts a marriage proposal from her saviour, the author. However, one night she believes she can hear Lord Connor calling, "Molly, where are you? Molly come home!" and she returns to Connor Bungalow.
On Molly's return, she finds Lord Connor drunk and without sight. Mistaking her for the ghost of the peculiar sister, he attacks her with a rope and Molly Ball dies.
As he attends to the body, Lord Connor realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Note: produce next generation before destroying it.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
I love produce!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
I do too.
Because... I'm a banana!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Virginia the Vampire Slayer
A Teen Vampire Story
by Tahlvin
There's an articulate new girl in Dallas and she has everybody talking. Stunningly sexy and devastatingly bald, all the girls want her. However, Beth Ball has a secret - she's a vile vampire.
Virginia Khan is a sympathetic, puny girl who enjoys stamp collecting. She becomes fascinated by Beth who can stop rhinos with her bare hands. She doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.
Her best friend, a patient gnome called Nadine, helps Virginia begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the green, solid blade.
When bodies start turning up all over Dallas, Virginia begins to fear the worst. The gnome urges her to report Beth to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?
She may resist Beth's bite, but can she resist her charms?
Will she be caught partying with the vampire?
A Teen Vampire Story
by Tahlvin
There's an articulate new girl in Dallas and she has everybody talking. Stunningly sexy and devastatingly bald, all the girls want her. However, Beth Ball has a secret - she's a vile vampire.
Virginia Khan is a sympathetic, puny girl who enjoys stamp collecting. She becomes fascinated by Beth who can stop rhinos with her bare hands. She doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.
Her best friend, a patient gnome called Nadine, helps Virginia begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the green, solid blade.
When bodies start turning up all over Dallas, Virginia begins to fear the worst. The gnome urges her to report Beth to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?
She may resist Beth's bite, but can she resist her charms?
Will she be caught partying with the vampire?
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread
Yes?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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