First! (And you can't kill this thread.)

[Elle]

I think maybe I took that picture. Except in mine its eyes were glowing red and there were five or six of them, not just one.

[Elle]

But THAT one, that one's name is Tahlvin.

[Tahlvin]

That's two times in a row that Elle has posted twice in a row without anyone posting in between. That violates the rules of the thread. I think she should be banned from the thread for 72 hours. At the very least, she should be forced to let me out of the attic. Me and all of my racoon minions. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <deep breath> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Elle]

What's that you say? Can't hear over the loud crunching of my cheese and crackers.

[Mike]

It's acceptable IF they both have the same timestamp.

[Tahlvin]

[Cazmonster]

So, Tahlvin just sent me this. You should probably let him out of there before he uses a raccoon or two to summon something awful.

[Elle]

Wait, is he wearing cleats?! Up in all that insulation? Excuse me while I fetch the stick.

[Tahlvin]

No! Please don't beat me with the stick again! I promise I'll behave!

[Elle]

Ugh, you were walking around so early this morning! Sounded like raccoons!

[Mike]

I... I've run out of things to say.

[Cazmonster]

You'll think of something before noon on Sunday.

[Elle]

Ariana Grande is only dangerous to eardrums and the Donut kingdom and all who love it.

But wait, those are both pretty serious things to threaten. Maybe she IS really dangerous.

[Mike]

Miley Cyrus has a really cool and interesting voice. I hope she someday matures into an artist I can appreciate.

[Tahlvin]

File that under "shit only Mike would say."

[Mike]

My wife and I ran into of her singing with Maya Rudolph on the Maya & Marty Show. I'm not necessarily jumping up and down about the songs themselves, but I found her voice interesting, and it occurred to me that with that voice, and the skills she has gained over the years, she has the potential of growing into an artist I could enjoy... given the right song selection.

Prolly won't happen, but I think it would be cool if it did. Hopefully she grows up someday.

[Cazmonster]

I'm betting that if Miley were to do a few small scale shows with acoustical instruments only, she would be fantastic.

[Elle]

It's true. Her voice is good. It's a chipmunk voice, but a good chipmunk voice. She does Dolly Parton songs rather well.

[Tahlvin]

Please change the subject. This is worse than being locked in Elle's attic!

[Mike]

It's okay, Tahlvin. You've got nothing to be ashamed of. Sure it's a little weird that you have this crush on her after watching her grow up through her Hannah Montana days. But she's an adult now, AND she has intentionally chosen this extremely over-sexualized persona. Nobody's judging you, T. We understand that you are only human.