Movie Quote Tournament

[Phoebe]

Taxi Driver: "You talkin' to me?" - Travis Buckle

Feel free to use these. Otherwise I'll come back and repost. I just dropped them here while I had a moment.

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

[Phoebe]

Luke, I am your father.

[poorpete]

Blazing Saddles: "I must have killed more men than Cecil B DeMille" - The Waco Kid

[Eliahad]

Fargo: "And I guess that's your accomplice in the woodchipper chipper." - Marge Gunderson

[Mike]

[Mike]

Blazing Saddles "Excuse me while I whip this out." Bart (Cleavon Little)

[poorpete]

Blazing Saddles: "Mongo only pawn in game of life" - Mongo

[Phoebe]

The Empire Strikes Back: "No, I am your father." - Vader

These iterations are telling you a lot about the day I've had.

[Phoebe]

It's just a flesh wound.

I fart in your general direction!

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

Stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.

I dance like the wind.

I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.

[Mike]

[Phoebe]

Fixed. Im so brain dead I was like, yeah, one of those.

[Mike]

The Sandlot "You're killing me, Smalls." Ham Porter (Patrick Renna)

[Kyle]

Phoebe- you gotta follow the rules to nominate any of those.

[Mike]

No no... every time she posts, she opens with a legitimate quote with movie and quote and actor, but then she lists a bunch of others that she's thought of, because she doesn't want to forget them and she's apparently hoping to inspire the rest of us. It's way around the rules. Knowing that I can only get 8 or 10 of my own quotes in here, I flood the list with my favorites and hope that other people will post them for me.

The "I am your father" quote should correctly be attributed to her.

[poorpete]

Wizard of Oz: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Dorothy

[Kyle]

[Kyle]

I also think I'm going to extend this out to 64.

[buckett]

[Star Wars: A New Hope]: "I'm just so tired of all these star wars." - Han Solo

[buckett]

Actual submission:

[Hell or High Water]: "He wouldn't know God if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker." - Texas Ranger Marcus Hamilton

[Mike]