Little Known Presidential Facts (add your favorites)

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Re: Little Known Presidential Facts (add your favorites)

Postby Cazmonster » Wed May 18, 2016 9:56 am

Theodore Roosevelt's actual plan for the Panama Canal postponed the Mayan Apocalypse for an additional fifty years. 2062 will not be a good year for us.
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Postby poorpete » Thu May 19, 2016 10:33 am

Warren G. Harding had five #1 hits in 1922, the most famous being "DeRegulate."
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Postby akiva » Thu May 19, 2016 10:45 am

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Postby Tahlvin » Thu May 19, 2016 10:47 am

Martin Van Buren was actually a homunculus.
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Postby Cazmonster » Thu May 19, 2016 5:14 pm

The Caliphate of James Monroe caused untold suffering in Virginia until he was elected president.
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Postby poorpete » Wed May 25, 2016 11:15 am

Only known presidential fact from the Trump presidency was that in January 2021, every US citizen signed a non-disclosure agreement, promising never to speak what happened.
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Postby akiva » Wed May 25, 2016 11:18 am

Benjamin Harrison was actually the Comte de St Germain.
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Postby Cazmonster » Fri May 27, 2016 8:34 am

Bill Clinton secretly revived the american economy with heroin money he stole from a corrupt Hong Kong police ring.
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Postby Mike » Fri May 27, 2016 8:42 am

After a near-fatal carriage accident, James Madison was the third person in the world to receive a wooden liver. He was able to live another 12 years.

His wooden liver is currently on display in the Smithsonian.
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Postby Tahlvin » Fri May 27, 2016 9:14 am

Man, stop posting pics of James Madison's woody on the boards!
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Postby Zen » Fri May 27, 2016 11:58 am

Contrary to popular legend, George Washington did NOT have wooden teeth. However, Martha Washington DID have a one of the wooden livers that would later be given James Madison, since George was injured in the French and Indian war in a manner that was never spoken of publicly. (Let's just say that it was a different kind of scalping...)
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Postby Cazmonster » Fri May 27, 2016 8:43 pm

Benjamin Franklin was a devotee of the exotic. The spankings he delivered to many academics of his time were the basis of the Kappa Alpha Society.
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Postby Cazmonster » Sat May 28, 2016 10:14 pm

Barack Obama learned to be as smooth as he is skating at the Sweetwater skate rink in Chicago.
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Re: Little Known Presidential Facts (add your favorites)

Postby poorpete » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:44 pm

John F Kennedy has been dead longer than alive. Just like Dick Cheney.
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Re: Little Known Presidential Facts (add your favorites)

Postby poorpete » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:31 pm

President Trump's Taco Bowl Diplomacy (TBD) was often at odds with Trump's Unpredictable Response Doctrine (TURD). Yet, one thing was constant: racism.
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Postby Elle » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:08 pm

In 1986, the California Raisins became wildly popular due to their commercial featuring a cover of "I heard it through the grapevine." Jimmy Carter contributed vocals to the track and was, secretly under a stage name, featured on a number of subsequent songs and albums recorded by the Raisins.
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Re: Little Known Presidential Facts (add your favorites)

Postby mimekiller » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:15 pm

Not a factoid but a overall story.

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