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[Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Wed May 25, 2016 4:01 pm

Link to game: http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/

Only post a screengrab if it beats the current top score.

Current top score: 13,760.00

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Wed May 25, 2016 4:12 pm

Sorry, losers. I was a little hasty when I posted that last one.

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 11:15 am

Guess you guys are going to have to go home and hit the bottle again. Losers.

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu May 26, 2016 11:19 am

Huh. I pulled open the game to play, and it tells me that my previous high score is 10990.03. But that was a long time ago. It doesn't count.

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 12:50 pm

Sure it did.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu May 26, 2016 1:15 pm

I told you it didn't count, so I didn't think it was a big deal, but...

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 1:41 pm

"Worst. Photoshop. Ever." Jeff Albertson
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu May 26, 2016 2:11 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 2:22 pm

Better.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 2:28 pm

Reverse Beat That: 0.08

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Thu May 26, 2016 2:45 pm

New records, suckers. No one's beat this thoughout the history of time.

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu May 26, 2016 3:41 pm



One record down. One to go.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu May 26, 2016 7:20 pm

Wow. Look what happened:



But I don't take any credit for it. It was pretty much all luck.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Fri May 27, 2016 12:34 pm

I move that we only allow scores from the web version Kyle has linked to here. I tried the Android app, and it handles way different. I haven't mastered all the boosts on it, but it when you launch, it pauses on 100% long enough that I can nail it every time. Plus, I think the distance racks up faster than the web version. Either way, they're not a fair comparison.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Fri May 27, 2016 3:33 pm

So I knew I was going to do good when I saw the following (note the height and speed):



And I was right:



Time to shut it down, kids. This game is over.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby poorpete » Fri May 27, 2016 6:42 pm

I've gotten to 9% of your score
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:21 pm

Fuck you, Kyle.

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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Kyle » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:53 am

Why are you posting that, Mike? I've studied the image, but I don't see any significance in it.
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Re: [Beat This] Nanaca Crash

Postby Mike » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:06 pm

That's why I said fuck you. It was an indication of frustration.
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