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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Thu May 04, 2017 1:18 pm

Boo.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mrs.Darcs » Fri May 05, 2017 1:18 pm

Courtesy of lab tech Chris:

Dung Beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?"
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:55 am

Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?


Because Professor X made him a supervisor.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:12 pm

There's going to be an Irish version of South Park.

It's set in Kilkenny.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Phoebe » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:30 pm

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!
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Postby Kyle » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:54 pm

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:18 am

What's the most racist molecule?

Potassium-3.


[Noah wrote that joke.]
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Eliahad » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:33 am

I don't get it. Does that make me a racist?

Oh. Wait. Now I get it. Okay.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Phoebe » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:19 am

Not really dad jokes, but needed some levity tonight and nearly died laughing. I have to give this to someone who isn't my kid, because, well, not right for the kids.

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:40 am

Purely hypothetical, but what if you were being held captive (bear with me here), and furthermore, your captor was some sort of hypothetical, sentient, literate animal (again... bear with me), and your only chance for escape was to get some sort of coded message out to friends and family?
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Phoebe » Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:18 pm

I like your joke and it had the side benefit of encouraging me to look through my art link jokes again and die laughing again. Win-win. I need levity again today. The machine slogs onwards.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:07 pm

I accidentally swallowed my Scrabble tiles. I think my next trip to the bathroom is gonna spell disaster.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Phoebe » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:23 pm

LOL
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby FlameBlade » Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:12 am

Heracles. Fists. Pantheon.

Clue in ancient Greece.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:48 am

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby mimekiller » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:35 pm

Can we all agree that Norm Mcdonald is the KING of the dad joke
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:37 pm

If two pharaohs fart at the same time, what do they have?

A toot in common.
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