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Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Kyle » Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:12 pm

Do you have 11 protons, cause your sodium fine!
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Phoebe » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:38 am

Nope.
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Postby Iantha » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:47 am

If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Postby Iantha » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:51 am

Are you broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
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Postby Kyle » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:15 am

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Postby Eliahad » Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:16 am

Hey girl, is your quantam waveform collapsing? 'cause either your shirt is on my floor or it' s getting there fast.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Postby Kyle » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:45 am

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
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Postby Phoebe » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:43 pm

I wanna be your secant line.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Kyle » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:45 pm

Damn. I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Eliahad » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:07 pm

Wow babe, you must be my sine, because your curves just don't quit.
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"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:22 pm

Did you just quaff a potion of Felix Felicis? Cuz you're about to get lucky.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Mike » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:39 pm

What's your sine? I'm guessing it's pi/2, because you are definitely the 1.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Kyle » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:44 pm

Are you a cleric? Because you look absolutely divine tonight.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Eliahad » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:36 pm

Hey babe, you exothermic? 'cause I've never met somebody so hot.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Eliahad » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:39 pm

Shit, girl, my electrons just jumped a valance.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Eliahad » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:39 pm

Hey sugar, want to covalent bond?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Eliahad » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:46 pm

Wow, you must have graduated with honors, because you make me want to cum loudly (laude).

Okay, that was a little crass. I can do better. I'm drunk.
"What are you going to do?"
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby Kyle » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:13 am

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Re: Nerdy pick up lines

Postby mimekiller » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:44 pm

Damn girl are you the Joker from the dark knight, cause I would like to fall madly in love with you before repeat viewings reveal some deep flaws in your story structure.
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