Nerdy pick up lines
Nerdy pick up lines
Do you have 11 protons, cause your sodium fine!
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Phoebe
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Nope.
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Iantha
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Are you broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Hey girl, is your quantam waveform collapsing? 'cause either your shirt is on my floor or it' s getting there fast.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
I wanna be your secant line.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Damn. I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.
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Eliahad
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Wow babe, you must be my sine, because your curves just don't quit.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Did you just quaff a potion of Felix Felicis? Cuz you're about to get lucky.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
What's your sine? I'm guessing it's pi/2, because you are definitely the 1.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Are you a cleric? Because you look absolutely divine tonight.
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Eliahad
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Hey babe, you exothermic? 'cause I've never met somebody so hot.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Eliahad
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Shit, girl, my electrons just jumped a valance.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Eliahad
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Hey sugar, want to covalent bond?
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Eliahad
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Wow, you must have graduated with honors, because you make me want to cum loudly (laude).
Okay, that was a little crass. I can do better. I'm drunk.
Okay, that was a little crass. I can do better. I'm drunk.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Damn girl are you the Joker from the dark knight, cause I would like to fall madly in love with you before repeat viewings reveal some deep flaws in your story structure.
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