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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Sun Jul 02, 2017 3:03 pm

I don't want to caption my own photo, but I will join in commenting on how good some of these captions are:

Lucy's Suess rhyme is awesome.

Kyle's "floor is lava" caption makes me laugh every time I see it.

Zombie's "douchewagon" is great.

But all of these have been really good.
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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:38 am

My bad for breaking the flow.

The real reason Romney lost: He bent over to pet a dog and his devil tail popped out.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:02 am

"Demix was excited about its new sponsorship, and how it would reach a whole new demographic."

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:32 am

"Yeah, Cathy, I can see her. We can ALL see her! But Cayden and I know better than to make eye contact. I mean, you took her fucking eggroll, for God's sake!"


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:38 am

Even after his dramatic weight loss, Mr. Meowphistopholes insisted on wearing his old lucky sweater.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Mon Jul 03, 2017 11:48 am

Virtually any quote from the brochures for Assumption College:

"The education I received at Assumption has helped shape me into a businesswoman that values the relationships I make with my clients and colleagues. [My company's] culture is very similar to Assumption's in that they want their employees to challenge themselves."

OR

"Assumption College, rooted in the Catholic intellectual tradition, strives to form graduates known for critical intelligence, thoughtful citizenship and compassionate service."

OR

"Assumption is a fantastic College that truly provides an education for the entire person: mind, body, and spirit. To become a Greyhound is to join a community of thoughtful, compassionate, engaging people looking to change the world in a positive way. Experiences both inside and outside of the classroom pointed me towards work that I felt I was making a meaningful difference in the lives of others."

They write themselves.


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:10 pm

"And on the bulletin board it said 'Deep Throat Competition.' Fucking hilarious, bro!"

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:03 pm

"No no no... I'm going for wide throat. Did I misunderstand?"


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Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:51 pm

"Oh my god. I think she's wearing the same dress."

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:24 pm

Why don't you like visiting Grandma's house? She has sooo many stuffed animals for you to play with!


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Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 03, 2017 3:45 pm

He'd done it. Monte had finally mastered singing the brown note.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:24 pm

Ronny didn't know how to tell them that, with the new Logan's Law to save on healthcare, they would all be put down tomorrow. He gritted his teeth and let them enjoy their last day.


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Phoebe » Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:56 am

[not a caption, just an observation: I didn't notice there was a cat in that photo until reading Kyle's caption and looking back]
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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:13 am

Slash, in his Michael Jackson costume, and Jigsaw Penguin knew they were going to lose the contest as soon as the guy who went balls deep walked in.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:11 am

Boring? You can't believe everything you see on TV and the movies... not every spirit's "unfinished business" is avenging their own murder.


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:29 am

LIttle Joey was a "flamer" just like his dad. All his friends were jealous as they were too young to play with matches.


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:11 am

My most common nightmare: "Oh my God, did I forget to wear my rabbit head? Oh wait... phew."

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:46 pm

All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:03 pm

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:34 pm

The car was perfectly fine where it was as long as Tweety stayed perched on the bumper. But then...

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